OMG, the commute home was awful last night! Ya see, a tractor trailer carry laundry detergent crashed and spilled detergent all over all four lanes...
Traffic was Tide up for hours.
I just filled the car up with petrol didn't notice I'd spilled some on my sleeve, going down the road I lit a ciggy and my sleeve burst into flames, so I opened the window and stuck my arm out to try and blow out the flames.
The Police pulled me and are now arresting me for having a fire arm without a license…
Just spilled spicy Asian tea on my legs
I spilled the litter box when I was cleaning it.
It was quite the cat ass trophy.
The waitress spilled my dish on me . . .
I looked to her and said “dinner’s on me.”
I spilled a bucket of vinegar on my neighbor’s prize winning cucumber…
Someone please help, this is a giant pickle!
I just spilled some water on the rug.
I spilled some bleach on myself
I stepped on some spilled herbs.
Now I can't stop thyme traveling.
A coworker of mine spilled boiling hot coffee on my leg and had the nerve to ask where it hurts
Damn. Just got fired from my liquor store job. I spilled a bunch of vodka.
It was an Absolut mess.
(Credit Twitter user TheDillonOne)
"Have you heard about the Asian chef that spilled soup?"
"Yes, he burned his Japaknees,"
Spilled some water in chemistry class today
Okay guys. Who spilled the bean?
I spilled my cup...
... and all I got was this tea shirt
I can't use my laptop anymore because someone spilled apple juice on it.
I accidentally spilled tea on my shirts today
Now all I have are T-shirts.
My wife spilled tea on herself, and without a moments hesitation, turned to me and said...
“I’ve tea’d myself!”
Proud hubby here!
Authorities have been trying to figure out how the Worcestershire sauce truck spilled...
A truck ahead of me spilled its load of cabbage all over the highway...
Someone spilled mayo all over me
I was like what the Hellmann!?!
I spilled some tea on my shirt today
I have a new tea-shirt now.
My 16 year old son spilled wine while I was doing my daily breathing exercises..
I spilled spot remover on my dog
I was heating up chip dip when I spilled some on my feet.
I guess you could say i had toasty-toes.
Looks like they spilled Olive it...
I spilled Parmesan all over my laptop...
This gives a whole new meaning to Mac ‘n Cheese.
Did you hear about the guy who spilled Parmesan all over his Apple computer?
Now he just has Mac and cheese
I spilled Thai tea on my lap....
Now my undies are Thai tea whiteys.
What’s the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?
Where there’s a will, there’s a whey.
Spilled my side dish on me at a restaurant today.
My roommate accidentally spilled his coffee grinds this morning...
I told him he was grounded
My wife spilled her red hair coloring all over the bathroom
It looked like somebody dyed in there...
My 9 month old spilled some of her lunch on her foot...
I guess she wanted to try out the avocado toes the hipsters talk about.
My son was crying today because he spilled his scrambled eggs all over his art supplies.
He was having an eggs and stencils crisis.
How much oil was spilled?
My nephew said he was trying to help out when he spilled a bucket of water from the hole in the ground...
A truckload of doorframe parts spilled out on the highway during rush hour...
It caused a big traffic jamb.
I accidentally spilled my coffee on my laptop
I once spilled a cup of acid on one of my colleagues. It was an acident
From my daughter... What did the man say when he spilled jam on himself?
The commute home was awful last night! A tractor trailer that carried laundry detergent crashed and spilled detergent all over all four lanes...
Traffic was Tide up for hours.
I spilled my cup...
... and all I got was this tea shirt
I spilled spot remover on my dog
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