βTsars Dieβ is the most foreboding anagram. As a matter of fact, it could spell disaster.
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While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawai'i?"
She replied, "You need two iβs."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isnβt it?"
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I've often heard icy is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now, I see why.
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︎ Mar 16 2020
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:
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︎ Aug 12 2020
See, we can spell Australian
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︎ Jun 07 2020
It really doesnβt matter if you canβt spell Armageddon
It isnβt the end of the world
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︎ Jul 22 2020
"Dad, how do you cast spells?"
"You just follow the instructions."
"Which instructions?"
"Yeah, they're the ones."
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︎ Feb 09 2020
So what if I can't spell 'Armageddon'
It's not the end of the world
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︎ Jul 01 2020
Dad, I can't seem to spell the sovereign state in central Europe.
Dad: "That's because you have Spellczech turned off"
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︎ Jul 26 2020
True story: Driving back home, my 5 year old son says "How do you spell 'penis'?". My wife looks at me curiously and then asks "Why?"
After a few moments of silence, my son replies "That's it?"
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︎ Dec 17 2019
Railroad crossing without any cars. Spell that without any Rβs
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︎ May 02 2020
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
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︎ Apr 20 2020
How do you spell Panda?
In order to spell Panda, all you need is p and a.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
How do aliens spell words?
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︎ May 06 2020
If youβre trying to spell the name βRon,β make sure you donβt misspell it by adding a W and a G
Because then itβs wrong.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Kid: spells 'greet' with an 'a'. "Did I do good on this?"
Dad: "No, you did great!"
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︎ May 05 2020
Wizards go to school to learn how to spell.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Daughter is having trouble homeschooling at the moment. "Argh i can't spell today..."
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︎ May 22 2020
Teacher: βJohnny, can you spell weather?β Johnny: βW...E...V...V...Aβ ...
Teacher: βWell that is the worst spell of weather weβve had in a while!β
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︎ May 22 2020
What do you get when you spell βcoronavirusβ backwards?
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︎ Apr 09 2020
People think that "ICY" is the simplest word to spell
Come to think of it, I see why
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︎ May 12 2020
You canβt spell the northern most Scandinavian country without the letter βRβ.
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︎ May 04 2020
You canβt spell advertisement without semen between the tits.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
I don't like to spell correctly
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︎ Apr 30 2020
Donβt spell the word part backwards.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
How to spell cow in thirteen letters?
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Why don't you spell dark with a C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
I think we're in for a bad spell...
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Here, let me spell it out for you
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︎ Jan 02 2020
Scientists have determined exactly what will spell the end of the world
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︎ Dec 26 2019
Dyslexic boy asks his mother for a mcdonaldβs, she goes only if you can spell it, he then says okay mum Iβll have a kcf
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︎ Nov 22 2019
I'm having a dry spell....
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︎ Dec 26 2019
I couldn't remember how to spell lee weigh.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
What do Santa's Helpers use to spell words?
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness
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︎ Oct 12 2019
I recently read that βicyβ was the easiest word to spell. I didnβt understand at first, but now
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︎ Jul 22 2018
I donβt know how to spell Post Office
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Antidisestablishmentarianism can you spell it?
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︎ Dec 09 2019
My son asked me if I know how to spell "fly".
I replied: WINDGARDIUM LEVIOSA
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Which of Harry Potters spells never surprises anyone?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
You can't spell broccoli without Rocc.
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︎ Jul 18 2019
I told my wife βYou canβt spell awesome without me,β she disagreed
I said βWell then, go aheadβ
βA-W-Eβ wait whatβs the next letter?β
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︎ May 12 2019
My wife asked ifI could spell Mississippi ...
I said the river or the state?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Water bottle company spells H2O
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︎ Jun 09 2019
I want to help people spell diarrhea correctly.
Prevent irregular vowel movement.
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︎ Oct 09 2017
How does a color-blind, poor person spell βcenteredβ?
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︎ Aug 18 2019
My son asked me how to spell "Hubble," like the Hubble Space telescope.
I wasn't listening, so I said "Sorry, what was the question?"
"Two Bs or not two Bs, that is the question."
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?
Because you canβt c in the darc
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︎ Sep 17 2019
Look down your shirt and spell attic...
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︎ May 17 2019
How do u spell that again
You cant spell advertisements without the semen between the tits
A lot of folks seem to need help with this so ------- adver ti semen ts
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︎ Mar 13 2019
Constantinople can you spell it with two letters?
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︎ Jun 11 2019
How do you spell Canada?
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Darn spell check
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︎ Feb 10 2019
You can't spell woman without man because man cums in woman.
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︎ May 13 2019
I can spell Panda with only 2 letters
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Can't spell punishment without pun
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︎ May 08 2019
Its impossible to spell anything without a
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︎ Dec 31 2018
The man who invented the spell check died today...
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︎ Dec 17 2018
What is the most popular necromantic spell?
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︎ Jan 30 2019
How does Bono spell the word "color"?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Son, if a woman ever asks you to spell βPART Aβ backwards, donβt do it!
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Don't spell things incorrectly.
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︎ Sep 21 2018
What spell do you use to levitate a killer whale
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︎ Nov 13 2018
As Ron laid on the floor armless, they were attempting to figure out what spell he had used.
βYou were supposed to be practicing expelliarmus on him, not this!β
βThatβs what I did! I disarmed him!β
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︎ Dec 11 2018
Oh dear, this could spell disaster...
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︎ Jun 12 2017
What do uneducated Russians use to spell?
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︎ Dec 19 2018
To spell "panda" all you need is..
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︎ Dec 23 2019
DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
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︎ May 30 2019
Can you spell βonβ backwards?
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Iβve often heard that βicyβ is the easiest word to spell
Looking at it now, I see why.
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︎ Nov 14 2019
I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now, I see why.
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︎ Nov 20 2018
Can a dyslexic wizard spell?
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︎ Aug 01 2018
So what if I canβt spell βArmogeddonβ?
Itβs not the end of the world.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Don't spell part backwards
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︎ Mar 26 2019
Don't spell part backwards..,
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︎ May 19 2019
People say βicyβ is the easiest word to spell.
Looking at it now, I see why.
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︎ May 05 2018
The easiest word to spell
People have always told me that icy is the easiest word to spell, and now that I think about it, i see why
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︎ Dec 14 2017
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
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︎ May 23 2019
Donβt spell part backwards
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︎ Dec 18 2018
DO NOT spell the word βpartβ backwards.
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︎ May 31 2019
Teacher told Johnny, "Mississippi.Can you spell it?"
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Why do we spell βdarkβ with a K instead of a C?
Because we canβt C in the dark
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Why canβt you spell dark with a C?
Because you canβt see in the dark.
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︎ May 04 2019
To spell panda all you need is
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︎ Apr 25 2018
You can't spell cat without a
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︎ May 22 2019
Don't spell part backwards
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︎ Jan 10 2017
Whatever you do, don't spell part backwards
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︎ Jul 11 2017
Don't spell part backwards
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