β€œTsars Die” is the most foreboding anagram. As a matter of fact, it could spell disaster.

I’ll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrevorEG
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawai'i?"

She replied, "You need two i’s."

Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I've often heard icy is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunarsee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were fighting once when Draco decided to curse Harry with a Hair Growing Spell that grows hair instantly. Ron passed by and said:

Hello Hairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonEf_Adam
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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See, we can spell Australian
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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It really doesn’t matter if you can’t spell Armageddon

It isn’t the end of the world

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dazcn24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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"Dad, how do you cast spells?"

"You just follow the instructions."

"Which instructions?"

"Yeah, they're the ones."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLaffGaff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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So what if I can't spell 'Armageddon'

It's not the end of the world

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Dad, I can't seem to spell the sovereign state in central Europe.

Dad: "That's because you have Spellczech turned off"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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True story: Driving back home, my 5 year old son says "How do you spell 'penis'?". My wife looks at me curiously and then asks "Why?"

After a few moments of silence, my son replies "That's it?"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Railroad crossing without any cars. Spell that without any R’s

T H A T

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnifeLegend19
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"

A teacher tackled him after the first G

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Picker-Rick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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How do you spell Panda?

In order to spell Panda, all you need is p and a.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarelessBeginning
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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How do aliens spell words?

They use the ALFabet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottyharp78
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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If you’re trying to spell the name β€œRon,” make sure you don’t misspell it by adding a W and a G

Because then it’s wrong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunkyFaz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Kid: spells 'greet' with an 'a'. "Did I do good on this?"

Dad: "No, you did great!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamrod0
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Wizards go to school to learn how to spell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Daughter is having trouble homeschooling at the moment. "Argh i can't spell today..."

T-o-d-a-y

Boom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adz1179
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Teacher: β€œJohnny, can you spell weather?” Johnny: β€œW...E...V...V...A” ...

Teacher: β€œWell that is the worst spell of weather we’ve had in a while!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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What do you get when you spell β€œcoronavirus” backwards?

A headache

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πŸ‘€︎ u/druebird86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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People think that "ICY" is the simplest word to spell

Come to think of it, I see why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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You can’t spell the northern most Scandinavian country without the letter β€œR”.

There would be No_way.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LouieNet
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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You can’t spell advertisement without semen between the tits.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/y-a-s-h-a-s
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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I don't like to spell correctly

it's a sic-ness

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaehrimnirKiller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Don’t spell the word part backwards.

It’s a trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiixxkxksksks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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How to spell cow in thirteen letters?

See-O-Double You

πŸ‘︎ 15
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarzan-loves-cats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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Why don't you spell dark with a C?

Because you can't C in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talpa710
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I think we're in for a bad spell...

Of wether

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arcadianchef
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Here, let me spell it out for you

I T

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AugustusMemester
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Scientists have determined exactly what will spell the end of the world

D.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_gregorio
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Dyslexic boy asks his mother for a mcdonald’s, she goes only if you can spell it, he then says okay mum I’ll have a kcf
πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackTMJones
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I'm having a dry spell....

D-R-Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I couldn't remember how to spell lee weigh.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rogzubra
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What do Santa's Helpers use to spell words?

The elfabet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Say Eye, Spell Map, Say Ness

Hi Penis, I’m Dad.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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I recently read that β€œicy” was the easiest word to spell. I didn’t understand at first, but now

I see why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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I don’t know how to spell Post Office

It has to many letters

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XAverageRedditorX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Antidisestablishmentarianism can you spell it?

Yes I can...IT

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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My son asked me if I know how to spell "fly".

I replied: WINDGARDIUM LEVIOSA

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrImpartial
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Which of Harry Potters spells never surprises anyone?

Expected Patronum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mayur033
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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You can't spell broccoli without Rocc.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notskylarg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I told my wife β€œYou can’t spell awesome without me,” she disagreed

I said β€œWell then, go ahead” β€œA-W-Eβ€” wait what’s the next letter?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGuyFromTheER
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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My wife asked ifI could spell Mississippi ...

I said the river or the state?

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Water bottle company spells H2O
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I want to help people spell diarrhea correctly.

Prevent irregular vowel movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KidDene
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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How does a color-blind, poor person spell β€˜centered’?

E

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpetsnazUnit18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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My son asked me how to spell "Hubble," like the Hubble Space telescope.

I wasn't listening, so I said "Sorry, what was the question?"

"Two Bs or not two Bs, that is the question."

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/incrediblejonas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?

Because you can’t c in the darc

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/issaishaaasingh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Look down your shirt and spell attic...
πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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How do u spell that again

You cant spell advertisements without the semen between the tits

A lot of folks seem to need help with this so ------- adver ti semen ts

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameViolation666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Constantinople can you spell it with two letters?

I. T.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tbaileysr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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How do you spell Canada?

C-eh?-N-eh?-D-eh?.

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldraven
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Darn spell check
πŸ‘︎ 72
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cparara1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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You can't spell woman without man because man cums in woman.
πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shivaaam3
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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I can spell Panda with only 2 letters

P and A

πŸ‘︎ 43
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Can't spell punishment without pun
πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/venetayDVDy
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Its impossible to spell anything without a
πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitakt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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The man who invented the spell check died today...

May he rust in piss.

πŸ‘︎ 38
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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What is the most popular necromantic spell?

Abra-cadaver.

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nico_Storch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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How does Bono spell the word "color"?

With or without U

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclerudy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Son, if a woman ever asks you to spell β€œPART A” backwards, don’t do it!

It’s A TRAP!

πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Don't spell things incorrectly.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fm369
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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What spell do you use to levitate a killer whale

Wingardium Leviorca

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PterenceQ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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As Ron laid on the floor armless, they were attempting to figure out what spell he had used.

β€œYou were supposed to be practicing expelliarmus on him, not this!”

β€œThat’s what I did! I disarmed him!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frickmylifeeeeeee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Oh dear, this could spell disaster...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarrelledShipman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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What do uneducated Russians use to spell?

The alphanyet.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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To spell "panda" all you need is..

.. p and a.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmh4321
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_asstronaut_
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Can you spell β€˜on’ backwards?

No

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I’ve often heard that β€œicy” is the easiest word to spell

Looking at it now, I see why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rengokufan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I've often heard that "icy" is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.

πŸ‘︎ 4k
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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Can a dyslexic wizard spell?
πŸ‘︎ 5k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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So what if I can’t spell β€˜Armogeddon’?

It’s not the end of the world.

πŸ‘︎ 61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catrowe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Don't spell part backwards

It's a trap

πŸ‘︎ 209
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlmogeinN
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Don't spell part backwards..,

It's a trap!

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mimi_K_V
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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People say β€œicy” is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.

πŸ‘︎ 3k
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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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The easiest word to spell

People have always told me that icy is the easiest word to spell, and now that I think about it, i see why

πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaizersozen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Don’t spell part backwards

It’s a trap

πŸ‘︎ 15
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cynrui
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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DO NOT spell the word β€˜part’ backwards.

Its a trap

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Teacher told Johnny, "Mississippi.Can you spell it?"

Johnny: "It"

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Why do we spell β€œdark” with a K instead of a C?

Because we can’t C in the dark

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/livfox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Why can’t you spell dark with a C?

Because you can’t see in the dark.

πŸ‘︎ 27
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adiro777
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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To spell panda all you need is

P and A

πŸ‘︎ 226
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SorenTheOwl123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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You can't spell cat without a
πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxSaint_JimmyxX
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
🚨︎ report
Don't spell part backwards

It's a trap

πŸ‘︎ 2k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jalen2612
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
🚨︎ report
Whatever you do, don't spell part backwards

Because it's a trap

πŸ‘︎ 645
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSnider
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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Don't spell part backwards

It's a trap

πŸ‘︎ 168
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jalen2612
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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