Spayed Puns

She was arrested for littering.

I guess you could say that I'm a seasoned vet...

Look, sometimes you have to call a spayed a spayed.

Hello, I'm in Vet school and just can't seem to compete with some of my fellow students' surgery team names. As students, we work together to do spays and neuters for shelter animals. We like to use funny pun names.

Ideas that have already been taken: "Ovarian Cysters" "Dogtors at Your Cervix" "Eggs Ovary-Z"

They're afraid of the spay station

...is a failure to spay or neuter your pet considered littering?

He'll always call a spayed a spayed.

We were talking about her cat and it went something like this:

Me: Is your cat spayed?
Her: Yep, poor Tubbie (the cat's name) has no uterus.
Me: Really? I thought they would have just tied her tubes instead of giving her a full "Hiss-terectomy"
Her: Groans for days

I am not yet a dad but one day I think I'll be decent at it.

Edit: formatting

My wife is in vet tech classes and today they're bringing in a cat named Peekaboo from a local shelter . They're going to work with the vet on a spay surgery.

I told her to be careful so they didn't send the cat to the Peekaboo ICU.