Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
What do you call someone who has had their liver removed?
During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?
John was the best liver surgeon in his hospital.
I guess you could say he always delivered.
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
A man once donated his own liver to someone in need.
Hey may not be alive, but he was delivered.
I'm sure he'll grow up to liver healthy life.
I'm sure he'll grow up to liver healthy life
Why do women have a difficult time working for the postal service?
I fell asleep in the cab and later I woke up with my liver missing
I'm starting to think that the driver who said he'll "deliver me" was a bit shady.
My friend amputated his liver. Now he is just O
What is the leading cause of liver disease in Canada?
News was the baby had a fatal liver problem even before it was born
Luckily in the end, it was safely de livered
I had some liver delivered
And received an empty box
So while at the dr recently, he told me an ultrasound revealed I have a fatty liver
I looked him dead in the eyes and said look at me, I weigh 360 lbs I have a fatty everything.
Due to a liver problem, I was advised to give up alcohol.
So I now identify as M, I gave up the ale
I think my postman is an organ donor.
His truck says, “We deliver for you.”
Why did the Amazon package wake up in a bathtub full of ice?
Because it was de-livered.
Doctor: I'm going to deliver the baby. . .
Me: Actually, we'd like him to keep his liver.
Don't buy foie gras when you go shopping!
It's always best de-livered.
To make a chicken pate...
...one has to de-liver the chicken.
I am donating liver to a Redditor who was in need
Guess you could say
(••) / ( ••)>⌐□-□ / (⌐□_□)
OP De-livered
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Not ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^actually
Nurse: so here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in ABC order
Doctor: wow. Looks very organized!
I told my wife we were having liver and onions for dinner and she said that's disgusting!!
I had kidney and liver pudding for dinner last night.
My dad refuses to eat calve's liver.
Thanks to cod-liver pills my son is a genius at painting and computing.
He’s got arty-fish-oil intelligence.
Is life worth living ?
It depends upon the liver.
What is the most common liver condition among Canadians?
I threw a bottle of Omega 3 cod liver oil pills at my son earlier...
His injuries are nothing more than super fish oil
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Apparently if you eat a polar bear's liver you'll get sick from too much vitamin A; someone suggested testing this so I called the butcher and asked them to send some over...
...But unfortunately they said they don't deliver polar bear.
Which part of our body lives the longest?
The mailman had to get part of his liver removed.
I guess you could say he got delivered.
I ordered a liver sandwich from a local deli and all I got was 2 slices of bread with mayo on it.
Know anyone with liver problems?
I think thistle do the trick. (My fiance did not appreciate this joke.... I thought maybe you guys would!)
I was going to get a Pizza delivered
Then I realized Pizzas don't have livers.
When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun.
Was told you would like this: As kids on the way to McDonald's, my father used to torment us to the point of tears by telling us we were going to the fictional Wong's House of Liver instead...
This is what I got him for Christmas this year:
http://i.imgur.com/3luzi1J.jpg
What do champions put in their hair?
My mail order bride arrived today, deceased. The coroner's report noted she was missing an organ...
and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.
Why would prometheus make a good mail carrier?
He has alot of experience with de-livering.
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