Did you see Thor put some subtle rouge on his brother’s cheeks with just a hint of eye shadow?

It was pretty Loki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatinumCalf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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What did the French chef say?

What did the French chef say when he dropped his pan of red sauce on the floor?

Eau neau! My rouge roux is ruined!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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My girlfriend showed me Moulin Rouge for the first time, tonight.

I was baffled at everyone ignoring the elephant that's the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omnificer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2014
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Do you pronounce the capital of Louisiana new orlens or new orleens?

I pronounce it Baton Rouge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CladMagician504
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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My girlfriend misplaced some of her makeup...

Gf: "I can't find my concealer"

Me: "Wow, sounds like it's some good stuff then."

She was silent for like a solid five seconds before just saying "fuck off"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mono200
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2016
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I spent months convincing my wife that I was going to paint our bedroom white..

In the end I just painted it red.

It was all a rouge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerrigannn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2016
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Cut the grass shirtless today.

My brother took one look at me and said it was the worst case of mowlawn rouge he had ever seen.

He gets a groan and a high five from this guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evolving-North
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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My wife walked in and complained "I have makeup in my eye!"

I replied 'Baby, if you wanted to see things nicer, you could have just worn rouge-colored glasses."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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Did you see Thor put some subtle rouge on his brother’s cheeks with just a hint of eye shadow?

It was pretty Loki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatinumCalf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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