I'm reading a book where the main character has a spine injury.
I feel like I don't need a spine...
What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
I surprised my friend as she was trying to steal another spine from a corpse...
She was takin' a back when taken aback!
I think I'm going to remove my spine.
It's only holding me back.
I like to reminisce about the surgeon who removed my spine.
Two spines are running up the hill as a hedgehog passes by them
Then one spine turns and says to the other “we missed the bus!!”
Arrgh, I finally figured out why I haven't been successful in my pirate career, it's all because of my spine...
...it's always been holding me back.
Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine?
Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly ?
I have got loads of back issues.
If I had to get rid of one body part it would be my spine
Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back
I'm thinking about getting rid of my spine
It's always holding me back.
I tried making a machine that shoots bullets out of your fingers, but it shot out my spine instead.
What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?
I went to the hospital for chest pains but the doctor kept inspecting my spine.
This place is back wards.
I didn't think the doctor would fix the curve in my spine
But now I stand corrected.
What did a patient say to his chiropractor after him telling a joke?
What’s it called your backpack messes up your spine?
Last month I launched a book aimed at children.
I’m pleased to say I hit one of them
One day, I looked to my spine and said
Thanks for all the support! Thanks to you we've grown to new heights
While browsing the bookshop, I stuck a sheet of A4 paper to my wife's spine.
She said she wanted a paperback for her birthday.
I had a bunch of books fall on me
I only have my shelf to blame.
How are chiropractors and public relations specialists alike?
One is a spine doctor and the other is a spin doctor, but both give things a new twist!
Why did my girlfriend lose her spine?
Because she was my ex but I took her back.
Robber attempts to escapes after attempting to rob a bank
However, he was running too fast and trips over the stairs on the way out and broke his spine.
You could say he ran at a break neck speed.
Two books meet in a Library. One says ' You don't look too well ' and the other replies..
... Just had my Appendix removed.
My dad just told me something that sent a chill down my spine.
He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”
What is long, rigid, flexible and has the letters p,e,n,I,s?
"I want a tattoo going down my spine, but I'll let you do anything you want," my son told the tattoo man. The tattoo man agreed to it and ended up tattooing an enormous gun my son's his spine.
Well, I guess that backfired.
Even though he extremely skeptical, the hunchback’s wife finally convinced him to see a surgeon to straighten his spine. When the operation was done, he came home and told his wife:
What do you call two spine bones that are friends?
What is a profession involving spine realignment in Egypt?
What did the novels do when the library caught fire?
What did the dad say to his spine?
Thanks for being my back bone
I feel like my cold room is watching me.
It’s sending chills down my spine.
If I had to get rid of one part of my body, I'd get rid of my spine.
Sometimes I feel like it's holding me back.
I’m thinking about removing my spine.
I feel like it’s only holding me back.
Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine?
It was about a weak back!!
Went to a surgeon to have my spine removed...
It was just holding me back.
Did anyone see the joke I posted recently about my spine?
It was about a weak back.
You don't need that spine
Looking to remove my spine...
It’s the only thing holding me back
I'm thinking about getting rid of my spine
It's always holding me back.
I'm thinking of removing my spine
It's only holding me back.
I don't think I need a spine,
I don't think I need a spine anymore
It keeps holding me back.
So, I got my spine removed.
It was only holding me back.
"What part of your body would you get rid of?"
"My spine. It holds me back."
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