4 Hilarious Stockinged Puns - Punstoppable 😜

Went to get a Christmas sign at the store. They had an N, an O, and an E…

But Noel

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📅︎ Dec 15 2021

The person who had once kidnapped me got released after serving 10 years in prison. Since then, I secretly follow him to his house every single day without his knowledge.

I guess I'm suffering from 'stalk home' syndrome.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Dec 03 2020

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For sale. Ladies prosthetic leg.

Perfect stocking filler.

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👤︎ u/crooky50-dc

📅︎ Dec 12 2019

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I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christ mas.

It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler!

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👤︎ u/profpimm

📅︎ Jan 05 2018

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