Stockinged Puns

A list of puns related to "Stockinged"

Went to get a Christmas sign at the store. They had an N, an O, and an E…

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👤︎ u/Glittering-Try1045
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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The person who had once kidnapped me got released after serving 10 years in prison. Since then, I secretly follow him to his house every single day without his knowledge.

I guess I'm suffering from 'stalk home' syndrome.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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For sale. Ladies prosthetic leg.

Perfect stocking filler.

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👤︎ u/crooky50-dc
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christ mas.

It wasn't her main present, just a stocking filler!

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👤︎ u/profpimm
📅︎ Jan 05 2018
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