I've invented a sandal for one legged people...
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Why don't cows wear sandals?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
I have a pair of slip-on sandals for housework and another pair of slip-on sandals for yardwork.
I refer to them as my In-slides and my Out-slides.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Did you hear about the army general who retreated from an army wearing sandals?
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︎ May 22 2020
How do you call a Frenchman who's wearing rubber sandals?
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︎ May 13 2020
Iβve waited a lawn time for these sandals.
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︎ Jun 12 2019
What do you say if the pebble in your sandal feels bad about itself?
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Iβve waited a lawn time for these sandals.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
What do you call a French man wearing sandals?
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︎ Oct 11 2018
My daughter today asked me if they're called sandals because when you wear them you get sand all in between your toes and I am a very proud dad at the moment.
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What's more lit than socks with sandals?
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︎ Jun 20 2019
My sandals are made out of frogs.
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︎ May 23 2019
What do you call a French man wearing sandal's?
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︎ Apr 20 2019
i once attended a black-tie affair in flip-flops
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Sandals
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︎ Jul 20 2018
there's so many shoes, I just can't sandal it
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︎ Apr 12 2018
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I just bought a shares in a sandal company...
So now I own Birkenstocks
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︎ Jun 09 2018
What kind of chips love to wear sandals?
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︎ Jul 06 2016
Sandals on Display
Customer was looking through the sandals, saw one on display she liked and needed help finding it's its pair in a box.
Cust: I need help finding it's match.
Me: You need help looking for it's sole mate?
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︎ Aug 16 2016
What do you call French sandals?
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︎ Mar 14 2017
Winners always wear sandals
After all, you shoes, you lose
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︎ Aug 07 2017
What do you call a French sandal maker?
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︎ Feb 24 2016
In addition to being a pacifist, Gandhi was a baker.
Because of this, he made a lot of Naan-violence.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
I borrowed a pair of sandals from my friend
His name is Felipe Follope.
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︎ Jun 04 2015
[SFW] Take a look at that camel toe
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︎ Apr 03 2019
A slippery slope
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︎ Jan 27 2019
Two cannibals are chatting
and the first cannibal says "I killed and ate a missionary yesterday, but I think he gave me an upset stomach." The second cannibal says "That's too bad. How'd you cook him?" The first cannibal says "Oh, I threw him in the giant pot of boiling water like always." The second cannibal says "Makes sense. And what did he look like?" The first cannibal says "The usual. Brown robe, rope belt, sandals." And the second cannibal says "Well there's your problem. You boiled him, and he was a friar."
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Dad, I have sand in my shoes.
Really? I have feet in mine.
No dad! It really hurts.
That's called agony of defeat.
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︎ May 22 2014
On the way to a nice meal with my wife discussing our choice of footwear
Wife: I wish I had worn my boots but I think the restaurant is a little dressier than that.
Me: I donβt think so... I almost wore my sandals.
Wife: That would have been vetoed.
Me: No, that would have been open toed.
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︎ Jan 19 2019
Walking around with my toes exposed
feels a little sandalous.
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︎ Apr 10 2018
I was trying to decide whether or not to go to a funeral that I was dreading. I asked myself βWhat would Jesus do?β
I was the only one there in sandals and a bathrobe
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︎ Feb 08 2018
I made some shoes out of paper.
Had I chosen sandpaper instead, it would have given a new meaning to the term "sandal"
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︎ Apr 22 2017
Frogs have webbed feet.
No wonder they love the comfort of an open-toad sandal.
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︎ Feb 18 2018
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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︎ May 15 2020
What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?
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︎ Jun 21 2019
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
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︎ Aug 16 2019
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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︎ Jun 17 2019
What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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︎ Apr 15 2018
What do you call a frenchman in sandals?
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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