I've invented a sandal for one legged people...

It was a flop.

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaxinit2020
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Why don't cows wear sandals?

They lack toes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marty___mcfly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I have a pair of slip-on sandals for housework and another pair of slip-on sandals for yardwork.

I refer to them as my In-slides and my Out-slides.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Did you hear about the army general who retreated from an army wearing sandals?

He was scared of defeat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inevitablenarwhal
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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How do you call a Frenchman who's wearing rubber sandals?

Philippe Philoppe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bovabu
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I’ve waited a lawn time for these sandals.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you say if the pebble in your sandal feels bad about itself?

You birkenrock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whysomanyemmas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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I’ve waited a lawn time for these sandals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/onurhanreyiz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Phillippe Phillop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirillsimin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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My daughter today asked me if they're called sandals because when you wear them you get sand all in between your toes and I am a very proud dad at the moment.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackIs01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What's more lit than socks with sandals?

Crocs with candles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olbox_ofsox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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My sandals are made out of frogs.

They're Open Toad shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TraditionSmashed
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What do you call a French man wearing sandal's?

Philippe flop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alice7586
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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i once attended a black-tie affair in flip-flops

it was quite the sandal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Sandals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerdenial
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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there's so many shoes, I just can't sandal it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bear6677
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..

But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I just bought a shares in a sandal company...

So now I own Birkenstocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OakleyKnowsAll
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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What kind of chips love to wear sandals?

Fritos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burzi003
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Hey how are those new sandals you got? They're ok. i.reddituploads.com/f91d4…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_A_C_O_B
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2016
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Sandals on Display

Customer was looking through the sandals, saw one on display she liked and needed help finding it's its pair in a box.

Cust: I need help finding it's match.

Me: You need help looking for it's sole mate?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuebic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2016
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What do you call French sandals?

Phillipe Phillops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairy_colonic_jr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2017
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Winners always wear sandals

After all, you shoes, you lose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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What do you call a French sandal maker?

Felipe Flop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bkjohns4
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2016
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In addition to being a pacifist, Gandhi was a baker.

Because of this, he made a lot of Naan-violence.

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I borrowed a pair of sandals from my friend

His name is Felipe Follope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/machschau
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2015
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[SFW] Take a look at that camel toe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thottprocess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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A slippery slope
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πŸ‘€︎ u/owoikawa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Two cannibals are chatting

and the first cannibal says "I killed and ate a missionary yesterday, but I think he gave me an upset stomach." The second cannibal says "That's too bad. How'd you cook him?" The first cannibal says "Oh, I threw him in the giant pot of boiling water like always." The second cannibal says "Makes sense. And what did he look like?" The first cannibal says "The usual. Brown robe, rope belt, sandals." And the second cannibal says "Well there's your problem. You boiled him, and he was a friar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Dad, I have sand in my shoes.

Really? I have feet in mine.

No dad! It really hurts.

That's called agony of defeat.

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On the way to a nice meal with my wife discussing our choice of footwear

Wife: I wish I had worn my boots but I think the restaurant is a little dressier than that.

Me: I don’t think so... I almost wore my sandals.

Wife: That would have been vetoed.

Me: No, that would have been open toed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KennethPowersIII
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Walking around with my toes exposed

feels a little sandalous.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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I was trying to decide whether or not to go to a funeral that I was dreading. I asked myself β€œWhat would Jesus do?”

I was the only one there in sandals and a bathrobe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellzy33
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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I made some shoes out of paper.

Had I chosen sandpaper instead, it would have given a new meaning to the term "sandal"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManMan36
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2017
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Frogs have webbed feet.

No wonder they love the comfort of an open-toad sandal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillippe Philloppe.

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What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllanCD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hippycat73
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillippe Philloppe

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What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/outofoffice247
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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What do you call a frenchman in sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommy_Genesis
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

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