I've invented a sandal for one legged people...
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why don't cows wear sandals?
I have a pair of slip-on sandals for housework and another pair of slip-on sandals for yardwork.
I refer to them as my In-slides and my Out-slides.
What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?
Did you hear about the army general who retreated from an army wearing sandals?
I’ve waited a lawn time for these sandals.
What do you say if the pebble in your sandal feels bad about itself?
I’ve waited a lawn time for these sandals.
What do you call a French man wearing sandals?
My puppy chewed my Birkenstocks to shreds!
My daughter today asked me if they're called sandals because when you wear them you get sand all in between your toes and I am a very proud dad at the moment.
What's more lit than socks with sandals?
My sandals are made out of frogs.
What do you call a French man wearing sandal's?
there's so many shoes, I just can't sandal it
I just bought a shares in a sandal company...
So now I own Birkenstocks
What kind of chips love to wear sandals?
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
Sandals on Display
Customer was looking through the sandals, saw one on display she liked and needed help finding it's its pair in a box.
Cust: I need help finding it's match.
Me: You need help looking for it's sole mate?
i once attended a black-tie affair in flip-flops
What do you call French sandals?
Winners always wear sandals
After all, you shoes, you lose
What do you call a French sandal maker?
I borrowed a pair of sandals from my friend
His name is Felipe Follope.
In addition to being a pacifist, Gandhi was a baker.
Because of this, he made a lot of Naan-violence.
[SFW] Take a look at that camel toe
Dad, I have sand in my shoes.
Really? I have feet in mine.
No dad! It really hurts.
That's called agony of defeat.
Two cannibals are chatting
and the first cannibal says "I killed and ate a missionary yesterday, but I think he gave me an upset stomach." The second cannibal says "That's too bad. How'd you cook him?" The first cannibal says "Oh, I threw him in the giant pot of boiling water like always." The second cannibal says "Makes sense. And what did he look like?" The first cannibal says "The usual. Brown robe, rope belt, sandals." And the second cannibal says "Well there's your problem. You boiled him, and he was a friar."
Walking around with my toes exposed
feels a little sandalous.
On the way to a nice meal with my wife discussing our choice of footwear
Wife: I wish I had worn my boots but I think the restaurant is a little dressier than that.
Me: I don’t think so... I almost wore my sandals.
Wife: That would have been vetoed.
Me: No, that would have been open toed.
I was trying to decide whether or not to go to a funeral that I was dreading. I asked myself “What would Jesus do?”
I was the only one there in sandals and a bathrobe
I made some shoes out of paper.
Had I chosen sandpaper instead, it would have given a new meaning to the term "sandal"
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