Shoed Puns

A list of puns related to "Shoed"

Went to a stables looking for work and the stable master asked "Have you ever shoed a horse?"

"No, but I told a donkey to fuck off once."

👍︎ 49
💬︎
👤︎ u/Skubbags
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
🚨︎ report
My friend asked me if I wanted to go to a Vietnamese Soup-Making Demonstration

I said, “Pho Sho!”

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/JPNG1
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
🚨︎ report
What does a Turkish kid say to his mom when he needs to do chores in the summer:

I dont’t wanna do it, it’s sho warm ma!

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/joepeR2086
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
🚨︎ report
Do you see the video of Sean Connery on Zoom with the books falling on him?

He said " Sho Shorry, only got myshelf to blame "

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
🚨︎ report
My wife asked, “Wanna come with me to help pick out some vinyl wood blinds?”

I said, “Faux sho.”

👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
🚨︎ report
How you make samurai run away?

You sho gun...

👍︎ 16
💬︎
👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.