The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many vision puns
Why do programmers have perfect vision?
My distance vision is getting worse.
The moon was out this afternoon and I could only see half of it.
20/20 vision
now i’m just mad that there were people with 20/20 vision in 2019 and they didn’t tell us.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
... Because his parents died
Do you have problems with your vision?
You should get it looked at
I predicted Covid-19 3 years ago. Guess I got 2020 vision
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
I have been diagnosed with special vision able to identify comic buffoonery and ridiculous humor...
...my optometrist just told me that I'm very farce-sighted.
What do you call milk that has moved through your field of vision?
Do you know what is used to provide vision at night at school playgrounds?
What type of salt has the best vision?
Why does ketchup always have good vision?
Because Heinz's sight is always 20-20.
I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.
I'm a part of the WANDaVision.
I might lose vision in both my eyes soon
Trying to stay optometristic about it
Before 2020, everyone made jokes about 20/20 vision...
But no one saw this apocalypse coming
So it's 2021 now, then 2022, and then 2023.
I guess the vision for the future is getting worse.
Why do all golf players have 20:20 vision
Because its a non contact sport
An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
You know what they say about hindsight!
If you don’t think anyone cares about your vision going bad...
Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my glasses fixed?
I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it.
I know it's hard to believe, but I saw it with my own two eyes.
I've lost 20% of my sight
If you've already planned out next year you've got 2020 vision
Anyone else wake up with perfect vision today?
I made a 20/20 vision joke and I'm ashamed
What's The Vision's favorite year?
A friendly reminder to use the 20 20 vision joke until you physically can't
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...
The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.
My vision may be bad today
but tomorrow it'll be 2020.
I’m postponing my vision check-up till next year. (I’m told it will be 2020 by then)
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might".
Why is booze better than carrots?
Carrots maybe good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision
I can see it now, 2020 will be a great year for vision puns.
Why does programmers have perfect vision?
2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
I can’t wait to see them all
2020 will be the year of perfect vision
I’m going into this year with 2020 vision
The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
This year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision
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