Croc Shoe Puns

What do you call a guy in croc shoes stepping in dog poo

A croc of shit.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/jHugley328

📅︎ Apr 24 2021

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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe..

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/GoldenBalls7

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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She does Just do it

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/BanAllPineapples

📅︎ Mar 18 2019

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Hi

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/I_vape_bleach

📅︎ Apr 24 2019

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What shoes do priests wear?

Crocs. Cause they're holey shoes.

Get it? Because they're full of holes. Okay. Cool. I'll just leave now.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/spicylemontaco42

📅︎ Jun 08 2019

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