True story: I sent my dad a picture of the loaf of bread I made witha bread machine. He instantly responded with :

I knead one of those!!

πŸ‘︎ 29
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LagartoDorado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
🚨︎ report
A man walks into a bar witha slab or asphalt under his arm

He says one for me and one for the road

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/saltator87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.