A list of puns related to "Maned"
To get to the other pride
All people ever talked about was getting a stable job...
RAWR
.. Aww mane, no fur!
βPay attention, I think this may be the mane event!β
He was lion.
It would be a stable job
You would not believe the uproar.
They are a bunch of neigh sayers.
I hate working with the fuzz... But it's a stable job.
My head and neck hair would be my mane concern
Your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane.
It's a Pride Parade.
"maned missions" was getting pretty crude.
It's ROAR
He cuts the tail of one of them and that works for awhile, but it eventually grows back. So he cuts the mane off the other one and that works, too, but that grows back and once again he is stuck.
Finally he decides to measure the horses and discovers that the black one is a foot taller than the white one.
[real joke told to me by my dad]
So, in true dad spirit, I asked my daughter if she'd heard about the man raised by horses.
After I delivered the "difficult childhood, but a stable environment" punchline, she groaned and said, "I thought you were going to say he was your neigh-bour."
She learns fast.
Itβs the mane attraction
Low mane
I had so many things to do today a trim wasn't my mane concern.
Pride week.
I call him my mane man
It's her new mane squeeze.
I'd call it, Maine's main mane on main.
Although more difficult to maintain, he said their manes are their main appeal.
He wanted a balanced breakfast
Where do you take a sick horse?
A horspital
I cringed.
This stuff is hard to mane-tain.
I told her if I was lion, I'd have a mane.
Itβs not a mane problem for them.
He had a leaky water mane.
They are good at mane-taning order
His mane man!
so I pointed and said "Where everybody knows your mane."
He's normally filled with dad jokes, but today was a bit more than usual.
Physics problem about horse pulling cart
Teacher stands up on table and makes horse noises
Class laughs
Teacher: What? I'm a horse! It's a bit of a long tale!
Class laughs
Teacher: but, let's stop horsing around and get to the mane point!
Student: You're on a roll today Mr. Teacher!
Teacher: No, I'm on a table!
Later on in class
Teacher: As you can see forces come in pairs! Pulls out a pear and opens it up revealing F and -F on each side
And then later on
Student: Hold on Mr. Teacher, I'll fix the calculations.
Teacher grabs onto desk
Teacher: When can I stop holding on?
Just a typical day in physics for me.
C'mon mane
A lion goes into the barbers to get a hair cut. The barber finishes up and says "Its that alright Mr. Lion or would you like me to take anymore off?" The lion replies "No that's great thanks, I can see clearly now the mane has gone."
Here is the story. I suggested to the family that they might make a good mane course and got many groans for my trouble.
His Mane Man!
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