It’s safe to say I hate mice elf
It's a hare piece.
I've never seen the inside of my ears...
But I've heard good things.
I’m hard of hearing now
Edit: Thank you kind strangers for the awards
Edit 2: Tis a HARD joke to beat
But now I just use my hands.
Since I’m neither gender with cat ears, does that make me Nyan-binary?
Didn't surprise me, considering how cold tinnitus.
(I'll see myself out)
He didn't either.
Intrigued, the man decided to warn the person and said "hey, you have a banana shoved in your ear".
The person replied "what?"
> "You have a banana shoved in your ear!"
> "WHAT??"
> "YOU HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN YOUR EAR!!"
> "SIR PLEASE SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU 'CAUSE I HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN MY EAR!.
A subreddit.
..do you just get exhausted ?
But it was only a buck an ear.
A buccaneer.
And that was the last time I heard from it.
A Buccaneer
Good win for them tonight.
..no one even raises an eyebrow.
It doesn't matter he won't hear you
He was having problems with his sin(x)s
I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Edit: corrected an udder failure.
Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom
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Edit: Thank you for hugz!
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
I guess heavy metal is not good for my ears
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
The main dish will be Lambchop seasoned with Red Hot Chili Peppers & Salt-n-Pepa.
Accompanied by the side dishes: The Cranberries, Korn, and Black Eyed Peas.
And for dessert we'll have Vanilla Ice..Cream..Cake.
The news was very hard to hear
She was getting stalked.
It was Earitated.
I suggested to him that we stirrup some trouble. He wasn’t sure she could anvil it.
Is this a new trend, girls getting studs in their ears?
You just have to listen varicosely
Neither did he.
b.
You answer them
Well, he has a Left Ear , a Right Ear and A Final Front Ear!
