Fb Puns

A list of puns related to "Fb"

Swatted this from FB
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👤︎ u/AJSaporno
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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I don’t always have the urge to post song lyrics as my FB status...

But when I do, I refrain!

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👤︎ u/AreYouChi
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Herd a good one on fb today
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👤︎ u/W00KIEL0VER
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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Saw this in a Dad Jokes Group Description on FB.

What kind of tea does one drink with the queen? Royalty.

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👤︎ u/Blaize-TheRevolution
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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I picture is worth a thousand groans (found on FB)
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👤︎ u/Quietmerch64
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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She took a risk and bought a whisk. Someone shared this in a Weird Secondhand Finds group on fb.
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👤︎ u/intheautumnof1997
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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I see what you did there, fb algorithm.
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👤︎ u/cdr_breetai
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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Found on fb
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👤︎ u/reader-of-opinions
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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Found this gem on fb
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👤︎ u/django_24
📅︎ May 29 2019
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Saw this on FB ( The hadharaam movement page ) and had to share
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👤︎ u/winnie42995
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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Stolen from the Atlas and Craftsman Lathes page on FB. Too good not to share.
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👤︎ u/sonickid101
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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10p% Wood puns by DadLAD (actually check his fb out though) youtu.be/Ypk06Wj926Y
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👤︎ u/Islarf
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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My FB friend is always posting some great puns. imgur.com/Mqi54te
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👤︎ u/Terrapin2112
📅︎ Feb 19 2018
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If zuckerburg steals your girl's fb data is it called being zuckolded?
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👤︎ u/pmendek
📅︎ Apr 13 2018
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Like us on fb @ HaramiPunOfficial
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👤︎ u/anshulnegi2152000
📅︎ Jan 01 2018
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Wife's FB friend was having a vampire themed Bachelorette party...

"I bet that sucked" - Me

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👤︎ u/camram07
📅︎ Mar 31 2015
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My dad on fb: Happy...

https://imgur.com/gallery/tq7dY

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👤︎ u/moreguacplease
📅︎ May 05 2017
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Saw this on my FB feed - RIP
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👤︎ u/Stanleys_Cup
📅︎ Nov 16 2013
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Terrible fish puns on my FB page
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👤︎ u/Harrison_Peter
📅︎ Feb 10 2015
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My dad just posted this to fb.

Not saying the service in my bank is bad, but I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance and she leaned over and pushed me.

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👤︎ u/Jewcipher
📅︎ Dec 18 2013
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Dad joked GF about a fb photo

Girlfriend linked me this and said "want"

http://imgur.com/EwU7X6M

I replied "that'll cost a pretty penny"

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👤︎ u/Mage505
📅︎ Jun 04 2014
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Cartoon popped up on Fb feed. Thought it fit here.
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👤︎ u/phc_me
📅︎ Nov 19 2013
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Saw this one on FB today, and knew it belonged here

What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

slaps knee

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👤︎ u/praisecarcinoma
📅︎ Apr 10 2015
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Saw this on my FB feed.
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👤︎ u/chrsbdfrd
📅︎ Aug 25 2013
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On my FB feed
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👤︎ u/ambivalist
📅︎ Nov 16 2013
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Dadjoked my fiance on FB

I saw this on /r/aww and posted it on FB:

http://i.imgur.com/hbiU3wG.jpg

My fiance commented and said "OMG, I want to do that!"

I replied "I suppose I can build you an enclosure, but having you separated from the rest of us might confuse the kids..."

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👤︎ u/confibulator
📅︎ May 29 2014
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Russian puns via FB imgur.com/14CnRUK
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👤︎ u/jayjaygee
📅︎ Mar 24 2014
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Got my friend pretty good today while chatting on FB

me: I just heard that physicists at CERN have a room where they hold Dick-Fights.

him: Wtf man? Seriously?

me: Yeah, they call it the Large Hardon Collider

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👤︎ u/fatboy93
📅︎ Mar 13 2015
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My niece got me with this a year ago, it came up on an "On This Day" post in FB yesterday.

I'm a deaf man and I communicate via a combination of American Sign Language and English spoken language. My niece and I were sitting at a restaurant enjoying ourselves when she looks at me and signs, "I'm so glad I know sign language. It's really handy!"

I actually facepalmed on this one for the second time when it came up in my newsfeed yesterday. I'm such a proud uncle.

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👤︎ u/defguysezhuh
📅︎ Apr 29 2016
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Got a kick out of this one from my FB feed. Got a kick out of the reaction too...

http://i.imgur.com/pigfT5Q.png

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👤︎ u/ayekuf
📅︎ Feb 16 2016
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I dad joked my cousin on fb messenger... She hasn't replied since that last message...

http://imgur.com/6NGbMAy

My cousin: where's the punchline? XD

Me: Probably by the other drink lines

Her: what xD

Me: (fruit) Punch is a drink. I made a dad joke

Her: oh my lord

Me: yup.

Her: xD

Me: Also, you don't have to call me your lord

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👤︎ u/StercusMaximus
📅︎ Mar 04 2015
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From someone on FB "People are always telling me I remind them of Brad Pitt."

"Because I often say don't forget about Brad Pitt."

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👤︎ u/didireallymakethis
📅︎ Nov 10 2014
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Dad comments on a FB picture. imgur.com/KDlAkkB
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👤︎ u/Tablemonster
📅︎ Sep 23 2013
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Saw this gem on my friend's FB feed, and I just knew that it belongs here :)

If I were a salesman, I would name my car a simple name: Dable. Why you might ask?

'Cause if I want to sell it, I'll have this tag line ready:

"It is a Ford Dable! (affordable)"

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👤︎ u/AthenaLokman
📅︎ Apr 11 2014
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My uncle (a father of three) dropped this epic dadjoke on FB today

http://i.imgur.com/RSDSAKj.png

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👤︎ u/nickiter
📅︎ May 24 2014
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Pretty good way to come out. (Seen on my FB)

http://i.imgur.com/YEda7T3.jpg

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👤︎ u/gowronatemybaby7
📅︎ Sep 09 2014
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My dad dadjoked me on FB (longish)

His post, which I took at face value until the DJ:

This may come as a surprise to those of you not living in Las Vegas but there are more Catholic churches than casinos.

Not surprisingly, some worshipers at Sunday services will give casino chips rather than cash when the basket is passed.

Since they get chips from many different casinos, the churches have devised a method to collect the offerings.

The churches send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in.

This is done by the chip monks.

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👤︎ u/crayish
📅︎ Aug 28 2014
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I scared a few of my daughters' friends with this post a while ago to a local community FB page.

http://imgur.com/UyoYCvP

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👤︎ u/doogy650
📅︎ Jan 04 2014
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