Son: β€œI’m gonna take the dog for a walk”

Dad: β€œok great. Collar. Leash.”

Son: β€œno dad. Call her sparky!”

So proud of my son for coming up with this on the spur of the moment!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drgrd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles?

Sparky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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i know this girl that works at an electric company

shes shockingly good looking and has a sparky personality, people tell me they wouldn't mind sticking their plug in her outlet, and no one knows her current situation, she also carries a taser with her so she's really stunning, wait? wire we talking about this again?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skatrumpet07
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2015
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

Sparky!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickSchles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal balls?

Sparky!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nolangeorge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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