Daffy Puns

A list of puns related to "Daffy"

Daffy Duck went to Porky Pig’s house. When he arrived he used the bathroom, but there wasn’t any toilet paper. Daffy yelled for Porky and Porky replied:

Bidet bidet bidet, that’s all folks.

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👤︎ u/ImJacksAwkwardBoner
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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What did porky pig say to Daffy duck?

You quack me up!

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👤︎ u/heariam7
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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What did daffy duck say to the tazmanian devil after he trashed the party before it had even started?

You arrived too-whirley.

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👤︎ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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What goes "quick, quick"?

Duck in a hurry.

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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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What Looney Toons character says, "What? You're despicable. What?"

Deafy Duck

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👤︎ u/iia
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

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👤︎ u/SirMalcolmK
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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