Did you hear about the farmer who tripped while out sowing his field?
He faceplanted.
I was arguing with a deaf guy yesterday because he didn’t want to buy my sowing needles.
I thought I had some good points, but he wasn’t hearing it.
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?
Suture self.
Why did the farmer keep putting spools of thread into the gas tank of his tractor?
Someone told him it was a sowing machine.
Did you hear about the farmer?
He’s outstanding in his field.
What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?
A hundred sows and bucks!!
Why did the sow leave her partner?
Because he was a complete boar who always took her for grunted.
This is an accidental pun, but i hope it counts because its great.
When I was a kid, my Dad asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I was greedy and came up with the “brilliant” idea to ask for 10 thousand bucks instead of a toy so that I could buy heaps of toys.
To my surprise he shrugged and said sure.
On Christmas Day, I excitedly tore open my gift box. To my anger and disappointment, it only contained 10 plastic toy pigs and deers.
“Daaaaaddd!!!!” I wailed in tears.
Dad gave me the biggest shit-eating grin and said “Well, I got you ten sows and bucks just like you asked.”
I don't know why some people make a big deal about planting a garden...
It's sow easy!
I've got fifty female pigs and fifty male deer. How much are they worth?
A hundred sows and bucks.
Why did the monk regret stealing from the farmyard?
He had taken a sow of violence.
What do you get when you have 50 female pigs, and 50 male deer?
One hundred "sows and bucks" (100,000 bucks).
What do you get when you put 50 deer and 50 female pigs in a pen together?
A hundred sows and bucks!
What do you have when you have 50 female pigs and 50 male deer?
100 Sows and bucks.
