Why did the sow leave her partner?

Because he was a complete boar who always took her for grunted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2017
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She seems to be having a field day out there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fedamasavasol
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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How to earn a ton of money in 1 easy step

Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.

Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soba_todoroki
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?

100 sows and bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoletusVenandi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Did you hear about the farmer who tripped while out sowing his field?

He faceplanted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeevers84
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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I was arguing with a deaf guy yesterday because he didn’t want to buy my sowing needles.

I thought I had some good points, but he wasn’t hearing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision?

Suture self.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Yo man does your bag go to the gym?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/James-Underwood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2018
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Why did the farmer keep putting spools of thread into the gas tank of his tractor?

Someone told him it was a sowing machine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Did you hear about the farmer?

He’s outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lazy-Potential
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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This is an accidental pun, but i hope it counts because its great.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukub5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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When I was a kid, my Dad asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I was greedy and came up with the β€œbrilliant” idea to ask for 10 thousand bucks instead of a toy so that I could buy heaps of toys.

To my surprise he shrugged and said sure.

On Christmas Day, I excitedly tore open my gift box. To my anger and disappointment, it only contained 10 plastic toy pigs and deers.

β€œDaaaaaddd!!!!” I wailed in tears.

Dad gave me the biggest shit-eating grin and said β€œWell, I got you ten sows and bucks just like you asked.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkHonnor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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I sometimes drop flower seeds in my neighbors flower beds.

Sow seedy of me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gardeningnovice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I don't know why some people make a big deal about planting a garden...

It's sow easy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPockets95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I've got fifty female pigs and fifty male deer. How much are they worth?

A hundred sows and bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bookfellow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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Why did the monk regret stealing from the farmyard?

He had taken a sow of violence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?

A hundred sows and bucks!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sixthman27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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What do you get when you have 50 female pigs, and 50 male deer?

One hundred "sows and bucks" (100,000 bucks).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirFluffyChicken
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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What do you get when you put 50 deer and 50 female pigs in a pen together?

A hundred sows and bucks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjdeaton97
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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What do you have when you have 50 female pigs and 50 male deer?

100 Sows and bucks.

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