Me: Someone told me that there’s a fruit that’s an excellent source of potassium.

Her: That’s bananas.

Me: Yeah, I was shocked too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I got consent from the artist to post this here. Source in cowments.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukub5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?

...Just some food for thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EtoStui
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Coughy filter (source: PunHub)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamergod4now
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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A man woke up to find out that he was connected to a constant source of water.

He was quite irrigated about it.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Source in comments
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trisspele
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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How do you know where your nearest source of electricity is?

By their current location.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Without a tallow source, I improvised quickly after remembering my grandma's recipe...

It was no suet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Source in comments
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trisspele
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Unofficial sources say....

.....that the corona virus struck because of a dyslexic order for rabbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happy_watcher
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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IDENTIFIED: the original source of novel coronavirus imgur.com/AkNQTp2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/l2np
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Source: Meme Templates and Components (Facebook)
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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So funny, Source- Facebook/Meme-Baaz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam_Damn7
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What is a fish's primary entertainment source?

Live stream.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?

Q: What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?

A: Darwin.

Q: Why?

A: It's the evolution of Unix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gandalf239
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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So punny [not sure source][i did not make this]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lionthebrian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Beyonce was just telling me the best way to source product for my new pillow-making side-hustle.

I was very surprised when she suggested punching a duck in the face. I replied - I didn't know you could get down like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingKongDuck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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When writing an essay, make sure to 'sit' your sources...

...or you'll get charged with pla-chair-ism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vince_ebooks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.

You could say my creation is a little device-seive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Aladdin banned from flying carpet racing! Sources say…

…for use of performance enhancing rugs…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tomie-T
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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If a country’s main source of income is through horse sales...

...does that mean it has a stable economy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bountybreaker15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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I've just discovered a new source of renewable energy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boeing77W
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFluDisease
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Asked my friend help for a crossword. (Joke source in comments)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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This post seems fishy... (source: r/jokes)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonDSX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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All my years of training were a bonus when I got a job in the underground water source industry...

I was well prepared!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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This is from this post https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/aiapcz/woow_photoshop_is_amazing/?utm_source=reddit-android
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmALoser44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Never try to find a source!

You're gonna get arrested for sorcery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berloing
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.

The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ibmacalicious
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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PRO TIP: The biggest myth about travel is "packing light" - don't bother! Light is available from the sun and artificial sources worldwide.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diok22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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My boyfriend revealed the source of his recent dad joke spree he's been telling me all week...

http://niceonedad.com/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enihusky
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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Sam Riegel of Critical Role is often a source of puns (he's talking to a character named Fjord) clips.twitch.tv/JoyousWon…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceTwenty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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The show "Dirty Jobs" is a great source for learning about the economy

Especially when it delves into the MikeRowe-economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBrownGames
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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I turned my friend into a water source.

He didn’t take it very well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ezmiho
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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What light source is capable of doing everything?

The can-dle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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I tried to write a Wikipedia entry about whales, but I didn't have enough primary sources.

[cetacean needed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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If only cat eyes were a source of energy.

I could build a tapetum mobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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My girlfriend and her younger sisters (21 and 9) were adopted by lesbian parents. I'm going to be the only dad joke source in their lives and it's a big responsibility that I take seriously. Any suggestions are welcomed.

For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MANTHEFUCKUPBRO
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
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