Me: Someone told me that there’s a fruit that’s an excellent source of potassium.
Her: That’s bananas.
Me: Yeah, I was shocked too.
I got consent from the artist to post this here. Source in cowments.
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?
...Just some food for thought.
Coughy filter (source: PunHub)
A man woke up to find out that he was connected to a constant source of water.
He was quite irrigated about it.
How do you know where your nearest source of electricity is?
By their current location.
Without a tallow source, I improvised quickly after remembering my grandma's recipe...
Unofficial sources say....
.....that the corona virus struck because of a dyslexic order for rabbit.
Forgive me lord, for the source is https://www.facebook.com/1091662394221761/posts/2613451882042797/
Source: Meme Templates and Components (Facebook)
First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
So funny, Source- Facebook/Meme-Baaz
What is a fish's primary entertainment source?
What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
Q: What's Your Open Source OS Of Choice?
A: Darwin.
Q: Why?
A: It's the evolution of Unix.
So punny [not sure source][i did not make this]
Beyonce was just telling me the best way to source product for my new pillow-making side-hustle.
I was very surprised when she suggested punching a duck in the face. I replied - I didn't know you could get down like that.
When writing an essay, make sure to 'sit' your sources...
...or you'll get charged with pla-chair-ism
I’ve recently designed a miniature IoT smart kitchen implement for straining vegetables. It’s a source of much discussion and argument between people in the culinary world.
You could say my creation is a little device-seive.
Aladdin banned from flying carpet racing! Sources say…
…for use of performance enhancing rugs…
he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
If a country’s main source of income is through horse sales...
...does that mean it has a stable economy.
I've just discovered a new source of renewable energy.
It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Asked my friend help for a crossword. (Joke source in comments)
This post seems fishy... (source: r/jokes)
All my years of training were a bonus when I got a job in the underground water source industry...
This is from this post https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/aiapcz/woow_photoshop_is_amazing/?utm_source=reddit-android
Never try to find a source!
You're gonna get arrested for sorcery.
A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.
The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery
PRO TIP: The biggest myth about travel is "packing light" - don't bother! Light is available from the sun and artificial sources worldwide.
My boyfriend revealed the source of his recent dad joke spree he's been telling me all week...
The show "Dirty Jobs" is a great source for learning about the economy
Especially when it delves into the MikeRowe-economics.
I turned my friend into a water source.
He didn’t take it very well.
What light source is capable of doing everything?
I tried to write a Wikipedia entry about whales, but I didn't have enough primary sources.
If only cat eyes were a source of energy.
I could build a tapetum mobile.
My girlfriend and her younger sisters (21 and 9) were adopted by lesbian parents. I'm going to be the only dad joke source in their lives and it's a big responsibility that I take seriously. Any suggestions are welcomed.
For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes
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