What do you call a drive full of sorted data?

Information in formation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudeimconfused
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Why was the man frustrated at the ballpoint pens sorted in columns?

Because he preferred things arranged by row.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RNGJesus69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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In Illinois, it's illegal to have legal possesion over fecal matter of any sort.

Can't have shit in Detroit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meini_Studios
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What is the Sorting Hat’s favourite relationship advice?

Slytherin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FredererPower
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Only people sorting by new can see this gem. (Evil laugh)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnsteadyKoala
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I'm here is Scotland and quarantine has me feeling all out of sorts...

And there is nothing worse for a Scot than being off kilter.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What sort of music did cave men listen to?

Hard Rock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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The perfect date
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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It's like I'm some sort of Khartoum character.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband the following text...

β€œIf you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!!!” The husband, being a non-romantic sort, replied... β€œI am on the toilet. Please advise.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What sorts of footwear do bakers wear?

Choux-es and loaf-ers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Puns aren’t the aphrodisiac I thought they were.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/laurens_tits
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urlordcov
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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[OC] You're a star... of sorts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beonebagge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My wife said last night "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game"

Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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For my next performance I will sort out my checking account while on a high wire

It’s a balancing act

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN

They get really upset.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuaggaSwagger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Bark the car
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ra1ku_77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What sort of animal wears sunglasses?

A solar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineerwho_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What sort of bees make milk?

Boobies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueBoy1515
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I was very worried when they discovered Covid in ice cream and topping samples in China.

I instantly thought this could affect Hundreds & Thousands...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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If you felt a mouse, what sort of mouse would it be?

A feeled mouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What do you get if you rearrange the letters of β€œPostmen”?

Really angry postmen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deffish
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What sort of stereo equipment does Black Panther use?

He's a Bose man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cpome7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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There must be a typo in the "sort by" options.

I chose "new" but they're all reposts... should be "knew" instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckinBANANA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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What sort of corn is sold at student unions?

Uni-corn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Apparently you can't use "beefsoup" as a password.

It isn't stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I need help solving a pun/riddle.

Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.

So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.

However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Hipster_Fox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?

A Discussion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Assfrontation
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Ron: Harry, come quick! Dumbledore’s been in some sort of accident!

Harry: Oh my god! Was it serious?

Ron: No. it was Snape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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I believe y is up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punyae3671
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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My friend asked me to sort his hair out for a reggae themed party

I’m dreading it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I used to randomly sort resumes into 2 piles. One of the piles I'd throw out. The ones in the remaining were lucky enough to go to step 2.

I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Did you hear about the CEO of Vlasic?

He was kind of a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaGoobergoobs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I still dream about the time in my life when I used to sniff glue. It was many years ago now.

But that sort of thing stick in your mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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For those who sort by new
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Your_Uncle_Gubsy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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It’s good music
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πŸ‘€︎ u/guzforster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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hi people who sort by new, how is it there?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/faelk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Found on a funny train sort of post (will link in comments)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spursjosh06
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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A man burst into a doctor's office and began asking all sorts of strange questions to the people waiting inside. When the doctor asked him to stop, he didn't. The doctor replied

You're really testing my patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrionHunter66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I just stumbled on this subreddit, and I'd like explain why (from an outsider's perspective) this sort of thing is not my cup of tea.

It's because this is my cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aspacecodyssey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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What sort of cocktail does an attorney drink?

SubpoeΓ±a coladas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saltycook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What people who sort by new are
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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One turbine asked another, "what sort of music do you like?"

The other turbine replied, "I'm a big metal fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xyon_Peculiar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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