Snowden Puns

A list of puns related to "Snowden"

Somebody give me a really dank list of Snowden puns and Russian puns!

I need a really long list!plz

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👤︎ u/Empire-ofehh
📅︎ Mar 10 2016
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What’s Edward Snowden’s choice of vegetable?

Wikileeks

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👤︎ u/Redragon9
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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If Edward Snowden ever gets a family, I wonder how long it would take him to look out at a winter day and say 'Looks like we're all Snowed In!'
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👤︎ u/phish_tacos
📅︎ Dec 07 2017
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Me fiance told me the commercial for 'Snowden' was on the TV

Her: Hey it's Snowden!

Me: That's impossible. It's hot outside!

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👤︎ u/tamumike3
📅︎ Sep 17 2016
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We haven't heard from Snowden in a while, maybe he got...

Snowden?

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👤︎ u/change1378
📅︎ Nov 18 2016
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Did you hear about the whistleblower who got trapped in a Russian blizzard?

He was Snowden.

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👤︎ u/XIIXOO
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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What do you call an American living in Russia during the winter?

Edward Snowden

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👤︎ u/Peachho
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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Why couldn’t the whistleblower leave his house?

He was Snowden

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👤︎ u/askmeaboutOLASJC
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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Why was Edward always on his computer during winter?

Because he was Snowden.

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👤︎ u/TheDevilsAardvarkCat
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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👤︎ u/Cheeseologist
📅︎ Aug 25 2016
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Why did he NSA whistleblower regret moving to Russia?

He was always snowed in/Snowden

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👤︎ u/Arugula278
📅︎ Jul 06 2017
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Why couldn't Edward go outside to play?

He was snowden

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👤︎ u/confirn
📅︎ Jun 07 2018
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Why couldn't the wikileaks contributor get to the ski lift?

He was Snowden.

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👤︎ u/geldonyetich
📅︎ Dec 03 2017
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Why did Edward get stuck in Russia?

He was Snowden.

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👤︎ u/heyyouguys24
📅︎ Nov 21 2016
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I am pretty pumped to watched Citizenfour on HBO Monday, girlfriend replies: Does this count?!

"Let's watch Snowden when we're snowed in!"

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👤︎ u/omfgregg
📅︎ Feb 20 2015
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I was at the hospital when I got a chance to use this joke.

Two doctors were having a conversation about recent news topics. Doctor"So what do you think about this whold Snowden case?" The other doctor goes to talk but I got in the middle of them and said "I don't know what you think but I think if it keeps snowing like it is we're going to be Snowden!" All I got was frowns and sighs.

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👤︎ u/iammilke
📅︎ Feb 01 2014
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