Somebody give me a really dank list of Snowden puns and Russian puns!

I need a really long list!plz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Empire-ofehh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2016
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What’s Edward Snowden’s choice of vegetable?

Wikileeks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redragon9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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If Edward Snowden ever gets a family, I wonder how long it would take him to look out at a winter day and say 'Looks like we're all Snowed In!'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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Me fiance told me the commercial for 'Snowden' was on the TV

Her: Hey it's Snowden!

Me: That's impossible. It's hot outside!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tamumike3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2016
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We haven't heard from Snowden in a while, maybe he got...

Snowden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/change1378
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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Did you hear about the whistleblower who got trapped in a Russian blizzard?

He was Snowden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What do you call an American living in Russia during the winter?

Edward Snowden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peachho
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Why couldn’t the whistleblower leave his house?

He was Snowden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/askmeaboutOLASJC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Why was Edward always on his computer during winter?

Because he was Snowden.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheeseologist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2016
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Why did he NSA whistleblower regret moving to Russia?

He was always snowed in/Snowden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arugula278
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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Why couldn't Edward go outside to play?

He was snowden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confirn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Why couldn't the wikileaks contributor get to the ski lift?

He was Snowden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geldonyetich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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Why did Edward get stuck in Russia?

He was Snowden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyyouguys24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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I am pretty pumped to watched Citizenfour on HBO Monday, girlfriend replies: Does this count?!

"Let's watch Snowden when we're snowed in!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omfgregg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2015
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I was at the hospital when I got a chance to use this joke.

Two doctors were having a conversation about recent news topics. Doctor"So what do you think about this whold Snowden case?" The other doctor goes to talk but I got in the middle of them and said "I don't know what you think but I think if it keeps snowing like it is we're going to be Snowden!" All I got was frowns and sighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iammilke
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2014
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