Snooker Table Puns

A list of puns related to "Snooker Table"

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Whats green has 6 legs and if it fell out of a tree on top of you it would kill you.

A snooker table!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What’s green, has four legs, and is deadly when it jumps on you?

A billiards table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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What's big, green, and floats through walls?

Casper the friendly snooker table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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