A list of puns related to "Table Leg"
βDang!β I replied. βI really thought Iβd nailed it.β
I guess it was my.. Desk to knee.
But the truth is, I can't stand it.
Then he walks into a table
Then he walks into a table leg
Then he walks into wood
Then he walks into wood cells
Then he walks into wood DNA
Then he walks into a molecule
Then he walks into a atom
Then he walks into a qwark
Then he walks into a cosmic string
Then he walks into a multiverse
Then he walks into a universe
Then he walks into a galactic supercluster
Then he walks into a galaxy
Then he walks into a stellar system
Then he walks into a planet
Then he walks into a continent
Then he walks into a country
Then he walks into a region
Then he walks into a city
Then he walks into a street
Then he walks into a bar
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A snooker table!
A billiards table
Before you let your kids get a puppy, take the Puppy Test.
Best taken in the autumn or mid winter.
A man walks into a crowded, smokey club. He sits at a empty table, next to many nicely dressed men and women. They are all facing a piano lit by a spotlight. Everyone begins to clap as a horse walks out on two legs. Wearing a tailored suit, it sat in front of the ivory keys. In a panic of anxiety it stumbled down the keys, striking random and disjointing notes. As everyone in attendance held there ears, the man stood up and yelled "That's one phoney pony."
At dinner last night, my 7yo daughter bangs her foot against the table leg, starts whining.
"DAD My toe hurts!"
To which I reply in a hasty voice, "Oh NO! SOMEBODY QUICK Call a Tow Truck!"
She did not want to laugh. She tried to stay serious. I won.
My dad and I are building a table and are currently working on shaping the legs. He said, "The last time I was this excited about a pair of legs I married them!"
Mike Rowe on meeting Robin Williams the first time:
The first was in 2006 - June or maybe July. I walked into The Roastery down on Chestnut, ordered a coffee, and sat down to read the paper. I soon discovered I was in one of those chairs with one leg shorter than the rest, and resolved to remedy the problem by jamming a folded-up coaster under the offending limb. I bent down, got the thing positioned properly, and managed to smack my head on the edge of the table on the way back up. Hard. The impact was noisy, and sent coffee slushing all over The Chronicle, which in turn lead to an βAhh...shit!,β a little louder than I intended. A second later, a voice said, βNo, I believe thatβs coffee. Shitβs the stuff I see you crawling through every time I turn on the TV.β
My mom made low country boil (crab legs, shrimp, sausage, potatoes, onions, corn all in the same pot. amazing) and when she set the table she set down a few nut crackers for the crab legs.
Mom: We don't have enough so these are for sharin'
Dad: There is no one named Sharron here so I'll use them.
So I work in a hospital, doing tilt table tests (for people that faint). The test sucks for the patients, because it's uncomfortable and makes people feel anxious.
Anyway, my patient earlier was an awesome young lady, who happens to have cerebral palsy, so her legs are different lengths, and her arms draw up and are very rigid. She had the best attitude, and was very charming.
So, while she's standing upright, strapped to the table, she was getting pretty anxious, and uncomfortable, since she keeps sliding to one side since one leg leg is longer than the other...
I thought I'd lighten the mood, so I said: "Well, I guess your mom should have named you Ilene huh"?
The nurse looked at me like I was a COMPLETE asshole... But the patient, she laughed her ass off! It was great. After that point she was a lot less tense, and we were able to finish up.
And no, I wasn't being mean when I said it, because I knew she could take the joke. :D
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