Slaughter House Puns

A list of puns related to "Slaughter House"

I would make a joke about slaughter houses

But I'm afraid I'll butcher it.

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👤︎ u/Mr-Neptune
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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On the way to the slaughter house, a cow found and ate a marijuana leave.

Now the steaks are high.

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👤︎ u/kriegerbeast
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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What did the Spanish pig say when it got to the slaughter house?

Por-k

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👤︎ u/geohunt
📅︎ May 06 2017
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How were the cattle introduced at the slaughter house?

They had a meat and greet.

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👤︎ u/neutral_cadence
📅︎ Apr 05 2016
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Great escape

Four chickens escaped from a slaughter house by riding on the back of a sheep.

They're still on the lamb.

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👤︎ u/solomonsaysgo
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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