Slaughterhouse Puns

A list of puns related to "Slaughterhouse"

There were some people who were playing poker in a slaughterhouse on top of a mountain.

It was a high-steaks game.

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👤︎ u/Mitchinatr
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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At the slaughterhouse, the cows were beginning to form bonds with me before I led them to be murdered...

I guess Stockyard Syndrome is real!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call a slaughterhouse for fish?

An air chamber

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👤︎ u/Chooboto
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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Why are cows afraid of the slaughterhouse?

Because their lives are at steak.

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👤︎ u/NoThotsAllowedHere
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Why didn't the cow save his friends at the slaughterhouse?

Two answers:

  • The steaks were too high.

  • He didn't want to brisket.

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👤︎ u/Dweebnut
📅︎ Feb 22 2016
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