Skating Rink Puns

A list of puns related to "Skating Rink"

Dad: "Me and your mum met at the winter wonderland skating rink. We jumped when we saw each other".

"It was our way of breaking the ice."

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👤︎ u/rethinkr
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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What's the difference between Judge Judy & a melting skating rink?

One brings people to justice, whilst the other brings people to just ice.

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👤︎ u/JoshP99
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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Granddad just reeled off this burn:

Got on to the subject of ice skating after dinner, when my granddad told us that "you can have nasty accidents at ice rinks... Me and your grandma first met at one"

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👤︎ u/CalumW
📅︎ Apr 04 2015
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