How do figure skaters prepare for competitions
Pract-ice
How did the Figure Skater know he was about to get in trouble?
He was on thin ice.
How much money do professional ice skaters make in a year?
Eight figures but unfortunately they can't access it because their accounts are frozen.
A skater goes to the doctor and says while holding his leg, clearly in pain:
- Doctor! My bone is outside!
And the doctor replies:
- Tell it to come in.
What did the skater forget when he went to his car?
His hockeys.
Why don't the cool skater kids wear helmets?
Because then they'd be wearing a handicap! (handy cap)
Shoe puns
What kind of shoes does a Ninja wear? -Sneakers
What shoes does a skater wear? -slippers
What shoes does a Lumberjack wear? -Timberlands
What shoes does a doctor wear? -Sholl’s
What shoes does a priest wear? -don’t know but I’m sure it’s got a Sole
I’ll see myself out
She was *Russian* to leave me...
I was dating this speed skater who made the national team and was asked to go to the Olympics...Sochi left me.
