How do figure skaters prepare for competitions

Pract-ice

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Why did the skater quit?

He got board

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How did the Figure Skater know he was about to get in trouble?

He was on thin ice.

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How much money do professional ice skaters make in a year?

Eight figures but unfortunately they can't access it because their accounts are frozen.

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A skater goes to the doctor and says while holding his leg, clearly in pain:
  • Doctor! My bone is outside!

And the doctor replies:

  • Tell it to come in.
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What did the skater forget when he went to his car?

His hockeys.

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Why don't the cool skater kids wear helmets?

Because then they'd be wearing a handicap! (handy cap)

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Oh!
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Shoe puns

What kind of shoes does a Ninja wear? -Sneakers

What shoes does a skater wear? -slippers

What shoes does a Lumberjack wear? -Timberlands

What shoes does a doctor wear? -Sholl’s

What shoes does a priest wear? -don’t know but I’m sure it’s got a Sole

I’ll see myself out

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She was *Russian* to leave me...

I was dating this speed skater who made the national team and was asked to go to the Olympics...Sochi left me.

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