How do figure skaters prepare for competitions
Pract-ice
How did the Figure Skater know he was about to get in trouble?
He was on thin ice.
How much money do professional ice skaters make in a year?
Eight figures but unfortunately they can't access it because their accounts are frozen.
A skater goes to the doctor and says while holding his leg, clearly in pain:
- Doctor! My bone is outside!
And the doctor replies:
- Tell it to come in.
What did the skater forget when he went to his car?
His hockeys.
Shoe puns
What kind of shoes does a Ninja wear? -Sneakers
What shoes does a skater wear? -slippers
What shoes does a Lumberjack wear? -Timberlands
What shoes does a doctor wear? -Sholl’s
What shoes does a priest wear? -don’t know but I’m sure it’s got a Sole
I’ll see myself out
She was *Russian* to leave me...
I was dating this speed skater who made the national team and was asked to go to the Olympics...Sochi left me.
