The urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away
My wife got mad at me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I’m a Believer” by the Monkees. At first, I thought she was kidding.
My Wife said she would leave me if I didn’t stop singing songs by the Monkees, I thought she was joking
Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song
But chick peas can only hummus one.
My wife asked me if I could sing all the songs from the Shrek soundtrack. I said "No, just some."
"... BODY once told me..."
I can't stop singing Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin songs...
I think I've got the crooner virus.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
After hearing me sing my music teacher suggested I should be a tenor.....
Tenor twelve feet away from earshot.
What do you call an onion who sings hip-hop?
Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?
What song do you sing when you step on ants?
Dead ant, dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead ant dead annnnttt, dead-ant-dead-ant-dead-ant
(Tune of Pink panther theme)
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
It’s my jingle bell rock.
What does Bob Dylan sing to his chickens?
What range does a Grizzly sing in?
Bilbo Baggins suddenly wakes up and hears someone singing “Don’t stop Believing”.
It was an unexpected Journey.
I thought I heard an onion singing a Bee Gees song.
But it was just a chive talking.
what do you call singing computer
Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing
They're called Mount. Rushmore
My sister asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall”
What do you call a laptop that sings?
I thought I heard the Bee Gees singing in my herb garden...
But it was just the chives talkin'
I got a bunch of crows together and tried to teach them how to sing
But it just resulted in a cacawphony
What do you call a fish that sings right on key?
My wife told me that she'd slept with 7 people before we met.
I wouldn't mind, but I was only 20 minutes late.
If you want to weigh a whale you take it to a whale weigh station. So where do you go if you want to weigh a pie?
Somewheeere over the rainbow...
Everyone told Sam not to sing
The urge to sing “a lion sleeps tonight” is always a whim away.
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but...
the Chick Peas can only humm us one!
I can't stop singing Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra songs.
I think I have croonervirus
The black eyed peas can sing us a tune
But the chick peas can only hummus one
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song...
But the Chickpeas can only hummus a tune.
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song
but the chick peas can only hummus one
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What Rock Group has four men that don't sing?
Whenever you're in the jungle, the urge to sing.
Is only ever
A whim away
A whim away
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
Then it becomes a soap opera
What is it called when your singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?
What do you call a laptop that can sing?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
Someone asked me if I would ever stop singing Wonderwall
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
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