I went on a date with a girl called Simile

but I can’t remember what I metaphor

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2022
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There are a lot of similes in rap lyrics.

It’s like this, and like that, and like this, and, uh…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TongueTiedTyrant
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2022
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How do you use a simile to draw a conclusion?

Like, so...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sassaphras
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2022
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That simile though πŸ‘ŒπŸ½
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus. I was shocked.

I was also appalled, aghast, and dismayed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2022
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If the Globe Theatre has a cafΓ©, its motto should be "Service with a Simile."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Injustpotato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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A fax machine is like an old friend that you still see from time to time.

This has been a fax simile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elitebateagent
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2022
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What's the difference between photography and the whooping cough?

One makes fac-similes...the other makes sick families...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GooderApe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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I was happy to see the busy bee.

It made me simile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Senator Cruz didn't like it when an editorial cartoon depicted him as a Borg

His Chief of Staff explained to him that in the US, the First Amendment guaranteed all citizens the right to free speech, and that yes this did indeed include unflattering depictions in newspapers' editorial cartoons.

"You will be a simile, Ted"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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What is another word for a copy of a fax?

A fax simile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Daughter: "Dad! My little brother said I'm as chubby as the blue ribbon steer at the State Fair!"

Dad: "That isn't very nice but it's a reasonable fat simile."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Die4Cy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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I once went on a date with a girl called Simile.

I don't know what I metaphor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I went on a date with a girl called simile. I don’t know what I metaphor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Richardbaconaise
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Similes

What are they like?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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