I went on a date with a girl called Simile
but I canβt remember what I metaphor
There are a lot of similes in rap lyrics.
Itβs like this, and like that, and like this, and, uhβ¦
How do you use a simile to draw a conclusion?
Like, so...
That simile though ππ½
My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus. I was shocked.
I was also appalled, aghast, and dismayed.
If the Globe Theatre has a cafΓ©, its motto should be "Service with a Simile."
A fax machine is like an old friend that you still see from time to time.
This has been a fax simile.
What's the difference between photography and the whooping cough?
One makes fac-similes...the other makes sick families...
I was happy to see the busy bee.
It made me simile
Senator Cruz didn't like it when an editorial cartoon depicted him as a Borg
His Chief of Staff explained to him that in the US, the First Amendment guaranteed all citizens the right to free speech, and that yes this did indeed include unflattering depictions in newspapers' editorial cartoons.
"You will be a simile, Ted"
What is another word for a copy of a fax?
A fax simile.
Daughter: "Dad! My little brother said I'm as chubby as the blue ribbon steer at the State Fair!"
Dad: "That isn't very nice but it's a reasonable fat simile."
I once went on a date with a girl called Simile.
I don't know what I metaphor.
I went on a date with a girl called simile. I donβt know what I metaphor.
