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Why Fans Shouldn't Be GMs Part 1: Unbridled Chaos

So, as it's time for the offseason, it's also time for crazy offseason posts that have way too much effort put into them. Just before the World Series ended, /u/skraxx and I decided to put together an offseason game where every team was run by a different person. The results? Hoo boy, they were crazy. So let's go over some highlights. If you don't want to read specific highlights, you can check out final rosters here.

The Chaos:

Here's a list of every high profile trade that was made during this offseason. Let's break it down, shall we?

Giants receive: Eric Hosmer, Pierce Johnson, Justin Lange, Jackson Merrill

Padres receive: Zack Littell, Steven Duggar

This was the very first trade made in the league, and it did not disappoint. A salary dump of Eric Hosmer in which Pierce Johnson, Justin Lange, and Jackson Merrill went over to San Francisco. Pretty crazy way to start the sim.

Yankees receive: German Marquez, Antonio Santos

Rockies receive: Chad Green, Estevan Florial, Clarke Schmidt

Still pretty reasonable thus far, with the Yankees trading a decent haul for German Marquez. Trades like this made me think that the sim would be relatively calm, but hoo boy will we get to that.

Giants receive: Johan Camargo, Huascar Ynoa, Braden Shewmake, Yoansy Moreno

Braves receive: Mike Yastrzemski, Thairo Estrada

Giants trade Yaz and Estrada for a Starting Pitcher, a decent middle infield prospect, a bench bat, and a young prospect. Might be too little for Yaz, but I'm a believer in Ynoa and Shewmake.

Blue Jays receive: Ketel Marte

Diamondbacks: Nate Pearson, Orelvis Martinez, Bowden Francis

Blue Jays make a big splash by acquiring Ketel Marte. This is a pretty good haul, but a good move by Toronto nonetheless to bolster their lineup even more.

Yankees receive: Alex Dickerson, John Brebbia

Giants receive: Aaron Hicks, Zack Britton, Ken Waldichuk, Elijah Dunham

To give some context to this, Skraxx and I agreed to put a hard limit on the payroll for each team, and thus the Yankees desperately needed to shed payroll. As such, they trade Hicks and Britton in a salary dump, giving up Waldichuk and Dunham in the process.

Rays receive: Josh Hader, 1.5M

Brewers receive: Xavier Edward, Josh Flemming, Neraldo Catalina, Alejandro Pie

Brewers decided it was time to trade Jo

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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2021 Trade Deadline Hub

We will be tracking all trades here as well as links to their respective threads. A reminder that the trade deadline is at 4PM ET this afternoon, follow along with MLB Trade Rumors! Key pieces in bold.

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#July 30

Pirates Receive Red Sox Receive Thread Link(s)
IF/OF Michael Chavis LHP Austin Davis 1
Braves Receive Pirates Receive Thread Link(s)
RHP Richard RodrΓ­guez RHP Bryse Wilson 1 2
  RHP Ricky DeVito
Giants Receive Angels Receive Thread Link(s)
LHP Tony Watson LHP Sam Selman 1 2 3
  RHP Jose Marte
  RHP Ivan Armstrong
Rays Receive Indians Receive Thread Link(s)
OF Jordan Luplow RHP Peyton Battenfield 1
RHP DJ Johnson  
Braves Receive Royals Receive Thread Link(s)
OF Jorge Soler RHP Kasey Kalich 1 2
Red Sox Receive Twins Receive Thread Link(s)
RHP Hansel Robles RHP Alex Scherff [1](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/out060/gleeman_mntwins_
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-99)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
  • You can also send requests via reddit chat or by telegram .
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  2. (eBook PDF)The Evolving Earth by Donald R. Prothero

  3. (eBook PDF)The New Structural Social Work 4th Edition by Bob Mullaly , Marilyn Dupre

  4. (eBook PDF)Becoming an Active Reader 3rd Edition by Eric Henderson

  5. (eBook PDF)Principles of Microeconomics by Betsey Stevenson , Justin Wolfers

  6. (eBook PDF)Principles of Economics by Betsey Stevenson , Justin Wolfers

  7. (eBook PDF)Visions of the Heart, 5th Canadian Edition by Gina Starblanket , David Long , Olive Patricia Dickason

  8. (eBook PDF)Principles of Development 6th Edition by Lewis Wolpert , Cheryll Tickle , Alfonso Martinez Arias

  9. (eBook PDF)The Regional Geography of Canada 6th Canadian Edition by Robert M. Bone

  10. (eBook PDF)Psychology Applied to Work 12th Edition by Paul M. Muchinksy , Satoris S. Howes

  11. (eBook PDF)Connections A World History 4th Edition COMBINED VOLUME by Edward H. Judge , John W Langdon

  12. (eBook PDF)Principles and Practice of Physics 2nd Edition by Eric Mazur

  13. (eBook PDF)Karps cell and molecular biology 9th Edition

  14. (eBook PDF)The Globalization of World Politics 8th Edition by John Baylis, Steve Smith , Patricia Owens

  15. (eBook PDF)Mass Communication Theory Foundations, Ferment, and Future 8th Edition by Stanley J. Baran , Dennis K. Davis

  16. (eBook PDF)An Introduction to Mental Health and Illness by Mat Savelli , James Gillett , Gavin J. Andrews

  17. (eBook PDF)Social Determinants of Health 2nd Edition by Alan Davidson

  18. (eBook PDF)Women, Politics, and Public Policy 3rd Canadian Edition by Jacquetta Newman , Linda White , Tammy Findlay

  19. (eBook PDF)Corporate Governance 6th Edition

  20. (eBook PDF)The Harriet Lane Handbook: The Johns Hopkins Hospital (Mobile Medicine) 22nd Edition by Johns Hopkins Hospital , Keith Kleinman , Lauren McDaniel , Matthew Molloy

  21. (eBook PDF)Image-Guided Interventions E-Book: Expert

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Couch potato
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Baka!
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Letting loose with these puns
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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That’s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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@u/mordrathe - remix
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is Isn't
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! πŸ˜€ Thank you for the awards.

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My WIFI password is 2444666668888888

Just to clarify, 12345678

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Possibly the greatest Snap Reaction dad joke I've ever told (it even got me a POWERFUL groan and vehement FU from my wife)

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Guns
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The two genders
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If β€œwomb” is pronounced β€œwoom” and β€œtomb” is pronounced β€œtoom” then shouldn’t β€œbomb” be pronounced…

β€œBOOM”?!

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A little boy came running up to me and said, "Please help, my dad is in a fight!" I followed him and came across two men fighting, so I asked him, "Which one's your dad?!" He replied, "I don't know."

"That's what they're fighting about."

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I like my coffee how I like my slaves

free

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