A list of puns related to "Simeon Seth"
So, as it's time for the offseason, it's also time for crazy offseason posts that have way too much effort put into them. Just before the World Series ended, /u/skraxx and I decided to put together an offseason game where every team was run by a different person. The results? Hoo boy, they were crazy. So let's go over some highlights. If you don't want to read specific highlights, you can check out final rosters here.
The Chaos:
Here's a list of every high profile trade that was made during this offseason. Let's break it down, shall we?
Giants receive: Eric Hosmer, Pierce Johnson, Justin Lange, Jackson Merrill
Padres receive: Zack Littell, Steven Duggar
This was the very first trade made in the league, and it did not disappoint. A salary dump of Eric Hosmer in which Pierce Johnson, Justin Lange, and Jackson Merrill went over to San Francisco. Pretty crazy way to start the sim.
Yankees receive: German Marquez, Antonio Santos
Rockies receive: Chad Green, Estevan Florial, Clarke Schmidt
Still pretty reasonable thus far, with the Yankees trading a decent haul for German Marquez. Trades like this made me think that the sim would be relatively calm, but hoo boy will we get to that.
Giants receive: Johan Camargo, Huascar Ynoa, Braden Shewmake, Yoansy Moreno
Braves receive: Mike Yastrzemski, Thairo Estrada
Giants trade Yaz and Estrada for a Starting Pitcher, a decent middle infield prospect, a bench bat, and a young prospect. Might be too little for Yaz, but I'm a believer in Ynoa and Shewmake.
Blue Jays receive: Ketel Marte
Diamondbacks: Nate Pearson, Orelvis Martinez, Bowden Francis
Blue Jays make a big splash by acquiring Ketel Marte. This is a pretty good haul, but a good move by Toronto nonetheless to bolster their lineup even more.
Yankees receive: Alex Dickerson, John Brebbia
Giants receive: Aaron Hicks, Zack Britton, Ken Waldichuk, Elijah Dunham
To give some context to this, Skraxx and I agreed to put a hard limit on the payroll for each team, and thus the Yankees desperately needed to shed payroll. As such, they trade Hicks and Britton in a salary dump, giving up Waldichuk and Dunham in the process.
Rays receive: Josh Hader, 1.5M
Brewers receive: Xavier Edward, Josh Flemming, Neraldo Catalina, Alejandro Pie
Brewers decided it was time to trade Jo
... keep reading on reddit β‘We will be tracking all trades here as well as links to their respective threads. A reminder that the trade deadline is at 4PM ET this afternoon, follow along with MLB Trade Rumors! Key pieces in bold.
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#July 30
Pirates Receive | Red Sox Receive | Thread Link(s) |
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IF/OF Michael Chavis | LHP Austin Davis | 1 |
Braves Receive | Pirates Receive | Thread Link(s) |
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RHP Richard RodrΓguez | RHP Bryse Wilson | 1 2 |
| RHP Ricky DeVito |
Giants Receive | Angels Receive | Thread Link(s) |
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LHP Tony Watson | LHP Sam Selman | 1 2 3 |
| RHP Jose Marte | |
| RHP Ivan Armstrong |
Rays Receive | Indians Receive | Thread Link(s) |
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OF Jordan Luplow | RHP Peyton Battenfield | 1 |
RHP DJ Johnson | |
Braves Receive | Royals Receive | Thread Link(s) |
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OF Jorge Soler | RHP Kasey Kalich | 1 2 |
Red Sox Receive | Twins Receive | Thread Link(s) |
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RHP Hansel Robles | RHP Alex Scherff | [1](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/out060/gleeman_mntwins_ |
Do your worst!
Please find the list below:
(eBook PDF)Understanding Memory by Carolyn Ensley
(eBook PDF)The Evolving Earth by Donald R. Prothero
(eBook PDF)The New Structural Social Work 4th Edition by Bob Mullaly , Marilyn Dupre
(eBook PDF)Becoming an Active Reader 3rd Edition by Eric Henderson
(eBook PDF)Principles of Microeconomics by Betsey Stevenson , Justin Wolfers
(eBook PDF)Principles of Economics by Betsey Stevenson , Justin Wolfers
(eBook PDF)Visions of the Heart, 5th Canadian Edition by Gina Starblanket , David Long , Olive Patricia Dickason
(eBook PDF)Principles of Development 6th Edition by Lewis Wolpert , Cheryll Tickle , Alfonso Martinez Arias
(eBook PDF)The Regional Geography of Canada 6th Canadian Edition by Robert M. Bone
(eBook PDF)Psychology Applied to Work 12th Edition by Paul M. Muchinksy , Satoris S. Howes
(eBook PDF)Connections A World History 4th Edition COMBINED VOLUME by Edward H. Judge , John W Langdon
(eBook PDF)Principles and Practice of Physics 2nd Edition by Eric Mazur
(eBook PDF)Karps cell and molecular biology 9th Edition
(eBook PDF)The Globalization of World Politics 8th Edition by John Baylis, Steve Smith , Patricia Owens
(eBook PDF)Mass Communication Theory Foundations, Ferment, and Future 8th Edition by Stanley J. Baran , Dennis K. Davis
(eBook PDF)An Introduction to Mental Health and Illness by Mat Savelli , James Gillett , Gavin J. Andrews
(eBook PDF)Social Determinants of Health 2nd Edition by Alan Davidson
(eBook PDF)Women, Politics, and Public Policy 3rd Canadian Edition by Jacquetta Newman , Linda White , Tammy Findlay
(eBook PDF)Corporate Governance 6th Edition
(eBook PDF)The Harriet Lane Handbook: The Johns Hopkins Hospital (Mobile Medicine) 22nd Edition by Johns Hopkins Hospital , Keith Kleinman , Lauren McDaniel , Matthew Molloy
(eBook PDF)Image-Guided Interventions E-Book: Expert
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
βBOOMβ?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
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