I just thought of this today as I was driving... I’m sorry in advance 😂 I saw this sign the other day, and it had rounded edges
It was kinda pointless...
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
I saw a sign in a shop window that said "Watch batteries fitted, £2.50."
I thought “Why would anyone pay to see that?”
An officer pulled me over for not stopping in a stop sign and asked why
I simply said "I don't speak sign language"
I was walking past a shop, and there was a classic bomb in the window Beside it was a sign that read "$1, irreplaceable fuse"
I said to myself "That's an offer I can't refuse"
I saw a baguette in a cage, there was a sign next to it.
It reads “Bread in Captivity”
What's the sign say outside the fishing hole in Chernobyl?
I was driving to a weekend hunting trip when I came to a fork in the road. Sign said bear left...
“From a neighbor who posts dad jokes on little signs in his front yard. Started during the isolation to cheer up the community”
“COVID19 DAY20
Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I’ll let you know”
The sign in the hospital parking garage said Patient Discharge.
That explained the stains next to it.
From the daily sign of the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin TX
Custom made Exit signs are all the rage nowadays in my town.
But I think they are on the way out.
The guy who created the sign CAUTION HOT SURFACE in braille...
Dairy Queen’s sign in there shop. “Ridiculous” but as RiDQulous
Walked by a house with a broken window and a sign in the window saying "don't rock the boat".
Looks like somebody rocked your house
It is weird to see signs that say "In case of fire, don't use elevator". Everyone knows water is better to put on fires than an elevator.
The sign in the bathroom said “employees must wash hands”.
I waited over two hours for an employee to come in to wash my hands before I washed them myself and went home.
Two friends are on a road trip and one if them sees a sign stating they are approaching Louisville. One says "we should stop in 'Louie-ville' for lunch. The other says it's not pronounced 'Louie-ville', it's 'Louis-ville'!
They go back and forth for a while, neither convincing the other that they are right. Finally they decide on a place to eat. When they get to the restaurant, one of the friends asks the person taking their order to settle it once and for all. "Me and my friend are having a debate and hopefully since you live here, you can set my friend straight. Would you please tell us... and say it clear and slow for my friend here... where are we?"
The person behind the counter gets a puzzled look on his face, then says
>!"Buuuuuurrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiiiiinnnnggg"!<
Saw this sign in front of a hair salon and it made me laugh
The sign in this restaurant says “Please wait for hostess to be seated.”
I’ve been here two hours and she is still on her feet.
A dad must be in charge of the local churches sign
Knowing sign language could really come in handy.
I saw a sign at a roadside stand that read, ''Lobster Tails £1.5" so I stopped the car, walked over and handed my money to the proprietor. He looked me in the eyes, took a deep breath and said...
"Once upon a time there was this
lobster..."
I was in the car with my 10 year old daughter and there was a sign that said road works ahead. She’s said road works ahead , that’s a relief. I’ve never been so proud to be a dad.
So, everyone who knows what "bartender can I have one beer please" is in sign language...
Please raise your finger if you know the answer.
In heaven, there were two huge signs. The first read, "Men Who Did What Their Wives Told Them to Do." The line of men under this sign stretched as far as the eye could see. The second sign stated, "Men Who Did What They Wanted to Do." Only one man stood under that sign...
Intrigued, St. Peter said to the lone man, “No one has ever stood under this sign. Tell me about yourself."
The man shrugged and said, “My wife told me to stand here.”
Went to the restroom in a restaurant and saw a sign that said “Employees must wash hands”
I waited as long as I could but nobody came, so I just washed them myself.
I am fluent in sign language
Stop, Speed Limit 30, No turn on red, Yield.
I never understood those signs that say “In Case Of Fire, Break Glass”
How is broken glass supposed to put out a fire?
Restrooms in restaurants often have a sign saying "Employees must wash hands".
But after waiting hours, no one has ever helped me with mine!
We were driving through Quebec when my wife commented on how cool it was that the highway signs were in two languages, English and French.
I said, "well, it's still all just written in sign language"
I had to go to the bathroom and I pointed at a sign in the distance and asked my friend, "Does that say 'Restroom'?"...
He said he didn't know, but he saw "-room", he didnt see the rest.
I saw a sign in the store that said "pants up to 50% off" so I ran right in and everyone had their pants on.
A rope a walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign, says "Can't you read?! No Ropes allowed". The rope leaves the bar, ties himself into a bow and messes up his hair and walks back in. The bartender says, " ain't you that rope again"?! The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed not"!
There are just some signs in life you should take for Granite
There's a decline in exit sign use.
Experts are saying they are on the way out.
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee you,no one has ever heard them before.
I know a lot of jokes in sign language...
And I can guarantee that no one has ever heard them.
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
I know several jokes in sign language.
I guarantee nobody has ever heard them.
I know several jokes in sign language
I guarantee no one has ever heard them before
I know a few jokes in sign language
It’s always good to have a few jokes handy
Novelty exit signs are quite a rage in my town these days.
But I think they are on the way out.
The guy who created the sign "Caution Do Not Touch" in braille,
Sign language really comes in handy
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