cleaning a sieve...

...is straining work!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZABurner
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2022
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Never shout at a collander

It strains your voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Key-Ad9733
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2023
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You should never yell into a colander...

You'll strain your voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2023
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what do you call a really big strainer?

mass-sieve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No-Scratch-9618
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2022
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I was going to tell a joke about that strainer that keeps falling off the enclosure around my yard…

But it’s very off-fence sieve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitsquare1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2022
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My girlfriend and I were arguing over whether it's called a sieve or a colander.

It strained our relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fou-lu
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2016
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My friend has a theory about his new sieve

But I really don't think it holds water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoydOrr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2016
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I often volunteer in a nice church kitchen, mostly just cooking and straining pasta. The church is right under a Car Park.

I sieve in a fine chapel under the C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirJorts
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2022
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I helped my wife drain the pasta last night...

Sieve-alry is not dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2021
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Why did nobody like the colander on the garden boundary?

Because it was a fence sieve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flibbledeedee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2021
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"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.

It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied, "The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Docfess
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I am reluctant to talk about my chain-link strainer.

Someone might think it is a fence sieve.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What is a fence full of holes?

A fence sieve. I strained to make this joke up as I was cooking dinner. The punchline is probably pretty weak and can't hold water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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What do you call a fence with lots of holes in?

A-fence-sieve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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You heard about the guy who repaired gold panning equipment while camping?

He specialized in in-tent sieve care.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mystichobo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2013
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Never ever yell at a sieve.

You'll strain your voice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2021
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Never yell into a colander.

You’ll strain your voice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvidRiceConsumer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2022
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