A lobster and a shrimp opened a highly expensive pufferfish shop.

I guess selfish shellfish sell swell fish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Loveable_Hemorrhoid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09 2021
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A Fun Fact About Candy Cane Shrimp [OC]
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChumpsLand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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Why do artists only eat Shrimp?

Because they always come de-tailed!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/popcorrin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2021
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Why did the fish break up with his shrimp gf?

He just thought she was a little shellfish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/baronvb1123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23 2020
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What do Red Lobster shrimp and a car dealership have in common?

They’ve both been detailed

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flowersforfrogs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2020
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Why won't the shrimp sell his treasures to the fishes?

Because he is shellfish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deep_Contribution957
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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You want the names of the tiny shrimp secret agents?

Sure, I could tell you...but then I’d have to krill you.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2020
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Why didn’t the baby shrimp want to share his toys?

He was a little shellfish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlwaysTheAsshole1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2020
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My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.

So we did it squid pro quo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2020
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An alien came down to Earth the other day, stepped out of his spaceship and said, "G'day cobber! Let's start a barby and throw some shrimp on! Strewth!".....

....he was an Austr-alien

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KCL80
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2020
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I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor....

I have shellfish steamed issues.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2020
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Why did ying put shrimps in his pizza?

.

>!Because it was crustasian!<

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Starcat133
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01 2020
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Did you now fish are religious?

They pray to Cod all the time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MushuTheGreat17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09 2021
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?

Dont wok away from me!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/midnighthunder0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2020
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I just found out there’s no popcorn in popcorn shrimp

I guess there’s no need to try pot roast.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/502deadhead
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2020
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I have a great joke about shrimp that I won't tell you....

because I'm shellfish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sputrock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2020
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I really like shrimp-fried rice.

It’s amazing how they can hold that big skillet in their tiny little claws.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bullhead20
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2020
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What did the suicidal shrimp say?

Krill me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BeandonV
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2019
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Boyfriend and I went as "Shrimp on The Barbie" for Halloween
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeacockBows11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2019
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Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawn’s cocktail party?

He pulled a mussel.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CYBERSson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2019
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Shrimp Fried Rice??
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BlackRelish12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2018
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There's no excuse for battered shrimp
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tableshade12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26 2019
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What do you call a shrimp that keeps getting hurt?

Accident prawn

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ItsCowBeef
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2019
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How come shrimp on Broadway don't share?

They are show shellfish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2018
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So you’re tellin me a shrimp fried this rice?!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/droopydrip1007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08 2019
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What did one shrimp say to the other when they wouldn’t share food?

Don’t be shellfish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WBFY
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2019
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When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/remoestmoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2020
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Are you trying to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?!?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30 2019
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What do you call someone who buys and sells shrimp?

A Prawn Broker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JackWebber85
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2018
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Why has there been a dramatic decrease in the shrimp population?

There are too many Shellfish Fishermen!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/panXaXe
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02 2018
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How many shrimp does it take to make a famous actress?

Cameron Diez.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HirosProtagonist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2019
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Why was the young shrimp not popular in Japanese cuisine?

Because of its short tempura.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buttengine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2019
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Just saw this on another post: Why did the shrimp not to share?

Because he was a little shellfish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/payperkut187
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2018
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Steak and Shrimp

Late at night is a terrible time to show succulent steak and shrimp advertisements, especially when you are on a diet. As one came on the TV, I swiftly turned it off.

β€œWhat are you doing?!” My wife asked.

β€œWe shouldn’t watch that. It’s prawn-ography.”

😏

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coastin32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2018
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Another very punny joke!

Bully: look at this kid! he’s a shrimp! Other Kid: I Sea what your sayin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Matt4307
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12 2020
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What do you call a bed of Japanese fried shrimp and vegetables?

tempura-pedic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2018
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I'll never be friends with a crawfish or a shrimp

They're just two shellfish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/melance
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2017
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Why do Australian doll shops stink of fish?

Because they keep throwing shrimp on the Barbie

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eormada
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30 2020
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Sir yes sir
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/narwhal-lord14
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2018
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Dad joke

What did the rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Derpmastar2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31 2021
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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasures?

Because it was shellfish

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NDB05_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2020
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?

Dont wok away from me!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Crankycarrotparrot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2019
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Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2019
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The greedy shrimp was a little shellfish.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Awffle_House
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2019
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Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/labink
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05 2019
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So you mean to tell me a shrimp fried this rice?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shippy10_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2018
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Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rohi0109
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2017
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