It snowed 8" last night - took me an hour to shovel the driveway.
What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?
Let’s hear it for the shovel...
Truly a groundbreaking innovation
Did you hear about that new high-tech shovel?
It was sure groundbreaking!
What did scientists call the shovel when it was first created?
A ground-breaking discovery
I sometimes wish I had invented the shovel
It was a real groundbreaking invention
Did you hear the news about the shovel? It's ground breaking. But the broom?
That really swept the nation.
“Dad, why do you use a shovel?”
“Son, I use it because it is a ground-breaking invention.”
Don't you think the shovel was a ground-breaking invention?
(I saw this in a youtube video by Mishkali titled "Attack on Titan Dad Jokes" I'm not sure if she made the joke herself, but credit goes to whoever did.)
When you realise that the shovel was literally a groundbreaking invention
What do you call a tech-savvy shovel?
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention
But everyone was blown away by the leaf blower.
Been noticing weird things with my neighbor lately. No idea why he shovels soil from his side, into mine.
The neighbour's dog pooped in our yard, so my wife told me to get the shovel and toss it over their fence.
But that didn't solve anything.
Now the neighbours have my shovel and someone still has to pick up the poop in our yard.
The shovel is a truly unique invention.
It was truly ground-breaking.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the shovel?
He just knew it would be groundbreaking.
The discovery of the shovel was ground breaking
Edit: Didn't expect my joke to dig so deep. My inbox is soiled
I was with my son in the sandbox and he said, “take this shovel and start filling up this bucket, got it?”
The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
Shovels are amazing.
They were truly a ground breaking invention.
I saw this odd guy walking towards the cemetery with a shovel...
If there's one reason why I love the shovel...
It's because it was a ground-breaking invention
What year was the shovel invented?
I don’t know but it was a ground breaking invention
I think tech YouTubers should be reviewing new shovels when new ones come out.
The technology in those things are ground breaking.
The invention of the shovel was ground breaking. [xpost from /r/Showerthoughts]
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An Ambulance, immediately!
Did you hear about that great new shovel?
What do you call a man with a shovel?
The invention of the shovel wasn't good
What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug
What do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglas
The invention of a the shovel was a ground-breaking achievement
What do you call a man with a shovel
Doug
What do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglas
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking
What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug.
What do you call a man without a shovel?
Douglass.
Did anyone hear a Shovel was a ground breaking invention.
The shovel was really a ground-breaking invention.
The shovel was
a groundbreaking invention
The invention of the shovel was truly ground breaking
What do you call a man with a shovel?
The shovel was a ground breaking invention
The shovel was a ground breaking invention.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but...
the invention of the broom really swept the nation.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking,
but the invention of the broom swept the nation.
The shovel was a ground breaking invention
Shovels are a groundbreaking invention.
What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
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