What's the difference between a stolen miniature diorama for your personal library and an incredibly surprising but cliched erotic fantasy about Peregrin of the shire?
One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.
What do you call the village where Hobbits live that isn’t as good as the Shire but they make really good sloppy joes?
Worcestershire
What do residents of the Shire use for birth control?
Anything, really, as long as it's non-Hobbit-forming.
Someone found a long lost Tolkien book about introverted hobbits.
It’s called Shyer Folk.
What sauce do Hobbits dislike the most?
Worst-in-the-shire sauce
