What do you call the village where Hobbits live that isn’t as good as the Shire but they make really good sloppy joes?

Worcestershire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinygluesticks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do residents of the Shire use for birth control?

Anything, really, as long as it's non-Hobbit-forming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bramley
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2016
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Hehe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xennw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Someone found a long lost Tolkien book about introverted hobbits.

It’s called Shyer Folk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What sauce do Hobbits dislike the most?

Worst-in-the-shire sauce

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