Why does Keanu Reeves finishes last?

Because there is no spoon at his table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
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Keanu Reeves never looks any older

It's like he's a constant teen.

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Keanu Reeves and I are good friends.

Just not with each other.

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What does Keanu Reeves do first thing every morning?

He wakes up.

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What's the difference between Christopher Reeve and Christopher Walken?

One is Walken the other one isn't

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I'm really enjoying this line of scented bathroom candles Keanu Reeves is selling

I'm a fan of John Wicks

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You made me a Be-reeve-er Be-reeve-er
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What do Keanu Reeves and Covid-19 have in common?
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What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu Grieves?

Keanu Sleeves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delicious_Albino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Piano Reeves
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Karma Reeves
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Keanu Reeves: Chokes me

Me: you’re breathtaking

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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What's the difference between Keanu Reeves and athsma?

Nothing, they are both breathtaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeBoss2211
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What did Keanu Reeves say when he caught someone with drugs?

You're methtaking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdic8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Peanu Reeves
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It turns out Keanu Reeves did a movie back in the 90s where he played a High School student who stopped aging.

It was called β€œConstant Teen”.

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Keanu Reeves is now blind.

Neo-Nazi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
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if you don't like Keanu Reeves, you need to Keanu Leave
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What do you call Keanu Reeves when he has a Sweater on?

Keanu Sleeves

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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