Why does Keanu Reeves finishes last?
Because there is no spoon at his table.
Keanu Reeves never looks any older
It's like he's a constant teen.
Keanu Reeves and I are good friends.
Just not with each other.
What does Keanu Reeves do first thing every morning?
He wakes up.
What's the difference between Christopher Reeve and Christopher Walken?
One is Walken the other one isn't
I'm really enjoying this line of scented bathroom candles Keanu Reeves is selling
I'm a fan of John Wicks
What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu Grieves?
Keanu Sleeves
What do Keanu Reeves and Covid-19 have in common?
Keanu Reeves: Chokes me
Me: you’re breathtaking
What's the difference between Keanu Reeves and athsma?
Nothing, they are both breathtaking
What did Keanu Reeves say when he caught someone with drugs?
You're methtaking
Why was Keanu Reeves called ‘breathtaking’?
Because he killed a lot of people in John Wick!
It turns out Keanu Reeves did a movie back in the 90s where he played a High School student who stopped aging.
It was called “Constant Teen”.
if you don't like Keanu Reeves, you need to Keanu Leave
What do you call Keanu Reeves when he has a Sweater on?
Keanu Sleeves
