Best Liam Neeson pun

Liam Neeson is a huge movie star. He is so busy filming and traveling that he rarely checks his correspondence. One day, he goes to the post office so he can receive all his letters and a mailman asks him to sign a check out sheet. As Liam reads the paper, he notices something odd: right next to his name, the mailman wrote his name backwards. When asking why, the mailman replies: "it's not your name, sir, it's just that since you rarely come here, you haven't seen your mail before and I just wrote it down as a note".

And he was right, for Liam Neeson had "no seeN maiL".

The end.

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👤︎ u/IsVigil
📅︎ Apr 20 2017
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What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?

You win, McGregor

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📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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All of a sudden I was in that film with Liam Neeson
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📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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I was going to make a joke about Liam Neeson

but all the good ones were taken

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👤︎ u/mikhob
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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Heliam Neeson
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📅︎ May 04 2019
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With my last wish, I asked the genie for two more Liam Neeson kidnap movies, even though I knew I would only get Taken Four granted.
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👤︎ u/wizard7926
📅︎ Jun 25 2019
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What did Liam Neeson say to the person who stole his copy of Microsoft Office?

I will find you. You have my Word.

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📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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Heliam Neeson
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📅︎ Mar 07 2018
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Helium Neeson
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📅︎ Nov 11 2014
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Liam Neeson

Watching the new Liam Neeson trailer with my dad.

Me: I love Liam Neeson, but I feel like all his movies are turning into him saying threatening things into the phone.

Dad: Yeah, he should say other things like: "Is your refrigerator running? Because I'm coming to stop it!"

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👤︎ u/Scipio33
📅︎ Sep 16 2014
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WOO WOO WOO! [Owl City/Liam Neeson]
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👤︎ u/DavyAsgard
📅︎ Dec 15 2012
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If anyone ever makes a incorrect assumption in your presence ask if they're Liam Neeson's daughter.

Because they're miss taken.

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👤︎ u/Siethron
📅︎ Sep 10 2014
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To the person who stole my spectacles. I will find you.

I have contacts.

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👤︎ u/OliPark
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Close, but no cigar
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👤︎ u/cdawg2112
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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Liam Nissan
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📅︎ Jul 25 2017
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One of the best ways to be taken seriously...

is to be related to Liam Neeson.

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📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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During a Star Wars movie marathon, my girlfriend caught me off-guard with this one

I was disappointed as usual that Liam Neeson's character was killed.

She suggested I let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.

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👤︎ u/bytor_2112
📅︎ Apr 07 2016
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At the movie theater.

My brother and I were watching this movie called Nonstop. For those who don't know, it's about Liam Neeson and he has to stop killings on a plane every twenty minutes.

So there's a scene where the plane depressurizes and I leaned toward my brother and whispered, "You know, if I was in that situation, I'd be under a lot of pressure too".

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👤︎ u/Asdfbleh
📅︎ Apr 23 2014
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