How many grains of salt are in a salt shaker.

A Lot

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I made a little change to my shaker bottle. imgur.com/PLvGryZ
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👤︎ u/Nobletwoo
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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What did the gay pepper shaker go on for relationships?

Grinder

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👤︎ u/ShowPan69
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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Can you believe Trump wants to ban shakers of parmesan from supermarket shelves, only allowing it to be sold in wedge form?

He says he wants to make America grate again.

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What does a salt shaker bring to a bar fight?

A NaCl duster.

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👤︎ u/Benja-C
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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What do you call it when you hit someone with a salt shaker?

A salt

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How do you catch salt and pepper shaker thieves?

With a shakedown from seasoned officers.

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📅︎ Dec 12 2018
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I got in a fight with a couple shakers

one got really salty the other was just pepper

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👤︎ u/Coffee_exe
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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Salt shakers
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👤︎ u/skg07
📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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Why was the pepper shaker arrested?

He was arrested for aggravated a salt.

(Source : Dad)

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👤︎ u/lknox1123
📅︎ Dec 30 2017
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So a salt shaker and a battery walk into a...
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I accidentally knocked over the salt shaker near my Dad

I accidentally knocked over the salt shaker near my Dad

He said "Help. I've been assaulted".

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As we were eating dinner last night, I held up the salt shaker and my knife and asked my family, "Do you know what this is?"

Assault with a deadly weapon!

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Did you hear why the annoying pepper shaker was put in prison?

Because he aggravated a salt.

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I named my salt and pepper shakers Hans and Frans...

they are here to spice you up!

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👤︎ u/defmid26
📅︎ Sep 20 2016
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My dad saw my shaker cup

Dad: Why is there a spring in it? Are you trying to make spring water?

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👤︎ u/__Viper__
📅︎ Dec 06 2015
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What does a salt shaker bring to a bar fight?

A NaCl duster

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👤︎ u/Benja-C
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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