Pepper Shaker Puns

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With a shakedown from seasoned officers.

He was arrested for aggravated a salt.

(Source : Dad)

Because he aggravated a salt.

they are here to spice you up!

So my daughter is the slowest person I know when it comes to getting ready for everything (especially getting ready for school). We went out to eat last week and when we were done I picked up the pepper shaker and told her that maybe I should sprinkle some in her shoes in the morning. Confused, she asks "Why?" So I says to her, I says "to put a little pep in yo step" she was not amused :/

So I was at a pub getting some pre-concert eats and the waitress comes over with the appy plates and salt and pepper shakers.
She accidentally knocks the salt over and without missing a beat I yelled "That's a salt!" I could just feel the pub-wide groan.
So thanks all you of r/dadjokes. That one was for you.