True story: As kids, my sister and I were fighting over the TV remote and it got heated. The remote flew across the room and a couple AAA batteries fell out. My sister threw one at me, and I grabbed a nearby salt shaker and threw it at her.
My mother, who was watching this go down, just laughs and says, "Assault and battery!"
She then left the room, cackling.
How many grains of salt are in a salt shaker.
A Lot
I made a little change to my shaker bottle. imgur.com/PLvGryZ
Can you believe Trump wants to ban shakers of parmesan from supermarket shelves, only allowing it to be sold in wedge form?
He says he wants to make America grate again.
What did the gay pepper shaker go on for relationships?
Grinder
What does a salt shaker bring to a bar fight?
A NaCl duster.
What do you call it when you hit someone with a salt shaker?
A salt
How do you catch salt and pepper shaker thieves?
With a shakedown from seasoned officers.
I got in a fight with a couple shakers
one got really salty the other was just pepper
Why was the pepper shaker arrested?
He was arrested for aggravated a salt.
(Source : Dad)
So a salt shaker and a battery walk into a...
I accidentally knocked over the salt shaker near my Dad
I accidentally knocked over the salt shaker near my Dad
He said "Help. I've been assaulted".
As we were eating dinner last night, I held up the salt shaker and my knife and asked my family, "Do you know what this is?"
Assault with a deadly weapon!
Did you hear why the annoying pepper shaker was put in prison?
Because he aggravated a salt.
I named my salt and pepper shakers Hans and Frans...
they are here to spice you up!
My dad saw my shaker cup
Dad: Why is there a spring in it? Are you trying to make spring water?
