Sf Puns

After visiting Chinatown, went to the Fisherman's wharf at night.

Wife sees shop with nice looking - non junky, Chinese items priced very high Wife: Look! It's like Chinatown, just way nicer and more expensive! Me: You might even call it....Fine Chinatown

I got both an eye roll and a groan. It was great.

Brother: Why is AT&T park the coldest park?

Me: Why?

Brother: Because in every seat there's a Giant fan.

Me, to my dad, regarding potential blackouts in the SF Bay Area: Are any blackouts planned for your neighborhood?

My dad, to me: Probably, but we are in the dark about it.

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Sometimes groaning in a meeting due to a text from your father is misinterpreted as your thoughts on the meeting discussion. Thanks, Pop.

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