If you're being chased by a serial killer...
You're both running for your life.
Did you hear about that serial killer they suspect is a balloon animal?
Cops say he is a real twisted SOB.
what do you call a serial killer eating Michael Jackson?
Police finally arrested the elusive serial killing train conductor in Mexico.
Authorities say he had “loco motives”
If you are being chased by a serial killer…
Just drop your granola and you will be okay.
Have you heard about the serial killer that flees the scenes of the their crimes being carried by crows?
They keep getting away with murder.
I live in a town with a really protective serial killer, he keeps the spines of his victims in his basement
At least he’s got our backs
Did you hear about the serial killer who was targeting medical examiners?
They were able to catch him easily. He was cutting coroners.
Serial killer jokes are ok
If they’re executed properly
I used to be a serial strangler, but it wasn't anything serious.
I was only choking around.
Why did the serial killer always target people with only one foot?
He was lack-toes intolerant.
honestly can't remember if I saw this one here but... what do gangsters call those new Universal Serial Buses?
Ever heard about the serial killer on a bicycle?
Did you know that every condom has a serial number?
No? Guess you never rolled one down far enough.
Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He asked, "How do you know I'm not a serial killer?"
I replied, "The chance of two serial killers in one car is astronomical."
A play on words with bind torture kill the serial killer. I’m getting dumber
A mexican serial killer hides his victim's feet in the ground.
Did you hear about the jury in the microwave oven serial killer trial?
What do you do when a serial killer is chasing you?
Give him scissors, so he can’t run
Why did the serial file-sharer get off scott-free?
Because he was tried by a jury of his peers
I just saw a documentary about a serial killer who stabbed people's hearts with tools.
It was very heart wrenching.
Someone asked me if I wanted to become a serial entrepreneur.
I said absolutely not! I don't even like cereal!!
A reformed cow serial-killer is released from prison and vows to make something of his life. Haunted by his cruelty to livestock, he decides to go to college and join a fraternity to engage in community service. Only no fraternity will accept him because his past. None, except one.
Did you know...
That wool sweaters are the closest you can legally come to being inside a sheep?
The FBI was shocked to uncover the inspirations of the train collecting serial killer.
How do you know a successful female serial killer?
She has a run in her stalkings.
Just finished watching a film about a serial killer who dresses up in brightly coloured sweaters....
It's called 'Knitwear On Elm Street.'
My wife told me she's been listening to Serial
I said "Oh? That's interesting. I typically eat it."
What do a serial liar and a cesspit have in common?
They're both full of shit.
What did the cat say to the serial killer?
What do you call a serial killer who's deaf and blind?
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Whats the last thing a serial killer hears before he kills his next victim
Where do serial killers get their equipment?
Did you hear about the serial killer with no nose?
He committed scentless acts of violence!
What do you call a Chinese serial killer?
I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
Convenient toilet serial number
What do you call a classroom lesson on serial killers?
There’s a rampant serial killer who uses a drill...
Kills his victims bit by bit
A serial killer was after me
we were both running for my life
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