The results were shocking
Because someone put it on airplane mode.
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
It took me 2 hours to realise I was going round in circles.
It took me 3 hours to realise it was the wrong sort of compass.
I learned lots while I was there.
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only the hobbyists are gonna keep their head straight, reading this one.
When asked why he always wears a checkered shirt he replied "I like to wear grid patterns so I always look like I'm plotting something"
I was in class, and we were learning about plotting optimization. The professor was drawing lines on the grid, and he wanted to highlight a specific area on the graph. After he went over them a few times, I turned to my friend and said "the plot thickens".
Me: Hey dad what are those grid things on the side of the road for? Dad: Those are for blind people so they know they are driving off the road. Me: Oh, cool. (totally believed him) Dad: sighlently smirking the rest of the way
So my dad got us pretty good in a family text conversation.
So my little brother sends us a picture of a bunch of juice he has made and put in jars in his fridge.
LB: Going on a juice diet for the next 30 days, gotta loose 50 lbs in 2017!
Dad: I cooked beans and ham soup. I'm on a expelling air diet.
Dad: I've lost 5psi in 2days!
Dad: I'm thinking about getting a methane generator and going off the grid.
Me: 🙄
"A grid with lines and filled boxes for all of my meetings..."
