How do pirates relax?

ASM Arrrrrrrrrr

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Sexy Astronauts

Have or_asms because there are zero Gs

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My dad and rugby...

Brother: "My thumb feels better"

Me: "What happened?"

Brother: "I got crushed under a rook." (A rugby rook)

Me: "Ouch."

Dad: "Yeah, chess really is a dangerous game huh?"

groan

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