We had a pop quiz on conjugation of the verbs "ser" and "estar"...
I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition.
A drunk dude decided to drive and get more beer. After being pulled over and questioned by the cop, the cop said β sir Iβm going to have to put you under arrest.β The guy then said
Bud-wei-ser?
Did you ever hear about the knight that always had enemies nearby?
He was Ser Rounded
Why did donald trump throw the sick eagle out of USA?
Because it was illeagle.
Before you can enter sedungeon, you must first...
what do u call a female geyser?
a girl-ser
Dad joked my students while I was student teaching
I asked the class if they knew which was the last war the U.S. officially had declared as a war.
Students threw out a few wrong answers, none more egregious than when I hear
Student: Syria!
Me: Syria?! Are you Ser-i-ous?!
I roared with laughter. I got a couple giggles from the students.
